Kati ya mzungu na mswahili

[By mapizi]

Jamaa mmoja aliandoka jioni moja na kwenda ufukweni baada ya kufika ufukweni katulia akaja mzungu mmoja akamkuta katulia,mzungu kamuuliza jamaa are u rest?,jamaa kajibu no..mzungu kaondoka akaja mzungu mwingine akamkuta jamaa yupo pale yule mzungu akamwambia are u rest?,jamaa kajibu no.dah! Jamaa kaona ii sasa kali na yeye kaamua kutembea tembea pale ufukweni katika tembea tembea kamkuta mzungu amekaa sehemu uyu jamaa nae kamuuliza muzungu are u rest?.mzungu kamjibu Yes.dah yule jamaa kampiga kibao yule mzungu akamwambia we ndo rest wenzeko wanakutafuta kule wameshanisumbua sana.

 

[Heaven on Earth]

mmmmmmmmmmh ngoja niendelee na safari zangu

 

[kamtu33]

Napita

 

[Senior vampire]

Aisee.kwi kwi kwi kwikwi

 

[Mdudu Wa Masala]

kuna moja humu jamvini jamaa na mke wake.
Mume: leo kwa jirani kuna birthday.

Mke: ya nani mume wangu?

Mume: hata sijui ni ya nani.naskiaga wanamuita tuyuu.

Chezea kidhungu mweeh!

 

[NancyM]

Hahhahaha mmbongo safi lakini kajibu straight no ye sio rest ni mwingne tungo tata hiyo

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