Kanisani

[Nish]

Leo nilipokuwa kanisani nilimwona mtu akivita sigara kanisani lo! nilishtuka nusu nimwage bia yangu.

 

[Pancras Suday]

Astaghafilulah! We ni shetwani.

 

[Nish]

Astaghafilulah! We ni shetwani.

Ni joke

 

[SI unit]

Akivita -> akivuta

 

[Nish]

Akivita -> akivuta

Thanks for your correction

 

[DAWA YA SIKIO]

Umenikata stimu bwana aaarggh!

 

[MSOROPOGAS]

kanisa gani hilo, jolly's nini?

 

[Nish]

Umenikata stimu bwana aaarggh!

Hutaniwi? lo!

 

[Nish]

kanisa gani hilo, jolly's nini?

Kule kwa yule mtume na nabii

 

[N series]

jike imekaa poa, nimeipenda though sija press like, gud one son

 

[dickson longo]

Joke lakini nimeshawi kuona kipeperushi kikilitangaza hilo kanisa tena nakuongeza ruksa kulala na house girl wako.

 

[nelly nely]

Joke lakini nimeshawi kuona kipeperushi kikilitangaza hilo kanisa tena nakuongeza ruksa kulala na house girl wako.

msizunguke,ni hapa Makole mkabala na CBE

 

[Hussein J Mahenga]

Duh,imetulia sana.

 

[Nish]

Duh,imetulia sana.

Pamoja sana

 

[Jiwe Linaloishi]

Joke lakini nimeshawi kuona kipeperushi kikilitangaza hilo kanisa tena nakuongeza ruksa kulala na house girl wako.

haha la yule anayevaa misuti mrefuu na msalaba mkubwa akikukuta anakuomba bia au kiroba sijui waumini wake hawatoi sadaka

 

[ZeMangi]

Wakati unataka kumwaga bia mm nlikaa pemben namtongoza yule demu mtoto wa mchungaji

 

[Nish]

Wakati unataka kumwaga bia mm nlikaa pemben namtongoza yule demu mtoto wa mchungaji

halafu mchungaji alikuwa anakukodolea mimacho

 

[Kamaka]

Ishu kama opp.na mjengoni ddm vile?

 

[toghocho]

kanisa la walevi ni bar - toghocho.

 

[brobiz]

Wakati unataka kumwaga bia mm nlikaa pemben namtongoza yule demu mtoto wa mchungaji

duh!mtt wa mchungaji ndo alitoka geto kwangu,kwan vp alikubali?