A plane was about to crash. A man looked straight into his wife eye and said. MAN: honey i ve to confess to u dat i nailed ANITA our house help yesternight WIFE: honey, Mine is never an exception, the gate man JOHN have screwed me many times. Especially when u embarked on a long journey. honey please forgive me i want to go heaven. Few minutes later the pilot announced that "we ve detected the technicality fault, the plane is no more crashing, enjoy ur flight ladies n gentle men" the man rose up and shouted THIS PLANE MUST CRASH!