Jf Udaku Jumapili hii...

[The secretary]

mtasemaaaaaaaaaa mtachokaaaaaaaaaaaa yeye katu mdomo hato ufungua.........
mambo yake yanamnyookea hana muda wa kupoteza. Madame B hapa waimbie ule wimbo wa mke wa mzee yusuph ule \time sina washkaji sina muda huo.........mimi nalisakaaaaaa tongeeeeeeee ili liende kinywaniiiiiiiiii.............................niende huku niende kuleeeeeee kuitafuta rizikiiiiiiiiiiiiii...............

hapa waimbie ule wimbo wa dada wa mzee Yusuph unaosema
semeni eeeee hamshushi hadhi yangu
semeni eeeeee simwachi mpenzi wangu
semeni eeeeeeeee buheri sasa niko kwaaanguuu

gfsonwin jiunge basi kwenye band mpya ya@Bishanga

 

[ummu kulthum]

Calm down ummu kulthumu

nipe maji ya baridi nishushe hasira yaan jamaa ananifuatilia sana na ndio maana nimeamua kukaa kimnya nasubiri mipango yangu ikikubaliwa tu nampindua mtu mzima

 

[Arushaone]

me too brother. btw next month nakuja AR nitatamani sana kukuona wewe na wana arusha wing nitakaa hapo kwa siku kama 3 hivi. ntakucheki pm nikupe maelezo vzr

Yeah!! That's gfsonwin! I am willing and able to see you

 

[Arushaone]

kuhusu mimi ni kweli lakini hayakuhusu ni ofisin si nyumbani mbona unahila wewe kunifuatilia takupopoa na mawe.............oooh

ummu kulthum unagombana na nani bibie? Kuna mgeni anakuja aitwae Evelyn Salt.

 

[gfsonwin]

Yeah!! That's gfsonwin! I am willing and able to see you

usjlai ma swt bro tutaonana. nawatamanije sasa??

 

[gfsonwin]

gfsonwin jiunge basi kwenye band mpya ya@Bishanga

hahahahahahha! hivi hii bendi mmiliki ni hubby wako na mkurugenzi wa show ni wewe sio??
lkn nyinyi maskini hamwezi kunilipa mimi
cc Bishanga

 

[Ave Ave Maria]

Miss you

Same here.
How are you doing?

 

[Ave Ave Maria]

Umbeya tu!

Hapana.
Huu ni uzaramo kaka.

 

[Judgement]

ummu kulthum unagombana na nani bibie? Kuna mgeni anakuja aitwae Evelyn Salt.

Mdau mwenza Arushaone mbona hukurudi tena kule kunako sredi yetu ya kugombania mke?

 

[Ave Ave Maria]

Mdau mwenza Arushaone mbona hukurudi tena kule kunako sredi yetu ya kugombania mke?

Zawadi yangu iko wapi?

 

[Judgement]

Zawadi yangu iko wapi?

Zawadi ilikua mezani !
Ukajizungusha weee, ukajitoa fahamu, unaingilia sebuleni unatokea jikoni !
Ilhali wa kuzawadiwa kibwena!

 

[Chimbuvu]

Ushakunaku sipendi sipendi,sipendi mimi!

mie niko naandaa shughuli ya posa ya Madame B, anaoposwa na kiplagati26
cc CHAI CHUNGU

 

[Baba V]

kuhusu mimi ni kweli lakini hayakuhusu ni ofisin si nyumbani mbona unahila wewe kunifuatilia takupopoa na mawe.............oooh

Kha..! we mwana we...., unataka kusema mwenyekiti anaishi ofsini...!!?? zereu hizo, pale ni nyumbani bana

 

[kabanga]

Utatoa statement tu au uta prizenti na viambatanisho!!!??

kila kitu ...

 

[Baba V]

Muendelezo...

Judgement aumbuka, ni baada ya kudondosha kitendea kazi chake. Ni daftari dogo lililoandikwa mashairi ya kutongozea, yapo katika lugha saba tofauti...., orodha ya waliopo kwenye mpango wake yavuja. King'asti , Paloma , Jeska wamo tano bora, amu pia yumo.


Baada ya chama flani kusema kitaandaa maandaman ya kushinikiza waziri wa kusoma na kuandika ajiuzulu, imezuka tafrani, mheshimiwa haonekani tena Jf. Id ya Asprin yahusishwa. yasemekana King Kong III pia ni yake.

Yagundulika ID ya Zinduna ni ya yule mama tulipewa namba zake pale mwembeyanga, mwenyewe ashindwa kukanusha, atishia kujinyonga habari hii ikiandikwa gazetini.

 

[Baba V]

Ushakunaku sipendi sipendi,sipendi mimi!

Wachomwa kumwoyo eeh....

 

[Judgement]

Kha..! we mwana we...., unataka kusema mwenyekiti anaishi ofsini...!!?? zereu hizo, pale ni nyumbani bana

Mbona hata Mw/kt, mkulu wa kaya anaishi ofisini ?

 

[Chimbuvu]

Omoyooo omoyo eeeehhh o moyo wange .....

Wachomwa kumwoyo eeh....

 

[Baba V]

Mbona hata Mw/kt, mkulu wa kaya anaishi ofisini ?

Nani...!!? fastjet!?? yule siku mbili ofsini, siku tatu kwenye ndege, phku mbili tena gesti au hotelini ulaya

 

[Zero One Two]

Anataka avunje rekodi ya Vasco da Gama bana!

Nani...!!? fastjet!?? yule siku mbili ofsini, siku tatu kwenye ndege, phku mbili tena gesti au hotelini ulaya