Jambo lile lile lakini..

[Daudi Mchambuzi]

Funguo inayofungua kila mlango ni muhimu sana ila mlango unaofunguliwa na kila funguo ni wakuupiga vita ikiwezekana kuubadili mlango huo haraka sana..

 

[Maserati]

Funguo inayofungua kila mlango ni muhimu sana ila mlango unaofunguliwa na kila funguo ni wakuupiga vita ikiwezekana kuubadili mlango huo haraka sana..

Koh koh koh..mmmh.nashndwa hata kuongea hapaaa

 

[Baba_Enock]

kan'tangaze, kan'tangaze...!

 

[cappo di cappi]

ni uhalisia tu, ukisikia baba anachepuka au mama yupi roho itauma? obvious ni mama

 

[Bavaria]

Ni sawa na gari analopanda kila mtu, thamani lazima ishuke

 

[Sita Sita]

Mambo ya funguo na kufuli
Je utanunua kufuli ambalo linafunguka kwa ufunguo wowote?
au je utalipia kiasi gani kupata funguo unaofungua makufuli yote?

 

[Maserati]

kan'tangaze, kan'tangaze...!

Here I am.vp???

 

[Maserati]

Ni sawa na gari analopanda kila mtu, thamani lazima ishuke

Haa!! Mbna kila mktaka kusafr mnapanda mtei, ngolika, hood na bado kla mktaka kusafr tena mnapanda hayo hayo???

 

[Maserati]

ni uhalisia tu, ukisikia baba anachepuka au mama yupi roho itauma? obvious ni mama

Aaagh wapi.may b bcoz I don't experience t

 

[Evelyn Salt]

Wote malaya tu, shujaa kwani anapigana vita....

 

[Maserati]

Wote malaya tu, shujaa kwani anapigana vita....

Hlo ndio watu wanalolisahau...

 

[Bavaria]

Haa!! Mbna kila mktaka kusafr mnapanda mtei, ngolika, hood na bado kla mktaka kusafr tena mnapanda hayo hayo???

Japo thamani hayana

 

[Khantwe]

it seems u are super hero...


yaa u are ....deep love even if i cut ur vain itatoka damu ya babu


kumbe unaogopa kushare vya babu eeeh na hupendi babu achepuke eeeh



ni wako peke yako
penzi lenu lipo juuu

Hahaaa asipaone miss neddy hapa

 

[Miss Neddy]

Hahaaa asipaone miss neddy hapa

wala sijapaona nimeiona jina langu tu

 

[kabanga]

mengine hata magumu kusema ....?

 

[Maserati]

mengine hata magumu kusema ....?

Kama vile??? Here is where we dare to talk.....????

 

[Maserati]

Japo thamani hayana

Ha ha ha ha ha. Mnayapanda hayo hayo lakn

 

[mangatara]

Mwanaume mwenye kujitambua siku hizi hagawi hovyo mpini wake. Huyo rijali ni kutoa doze ya kutosha kwa yule wake sio wale wake. Unawaza kuwa nao wengi kumbe wanakucheka na kuambiana kuwa weye ni wa kuchunwa tu. Si lolote, rijali atotoe hana hata kifaranga alicho totolesha akasingiziwa naye huyo rijali jamanii

 

[Maserati]

Mwanaume mwenye kujitambua siku hizi hagawi hovyo mpini wake. Huyo rijali ni kutoa doze ya kutosha kwa yule wake sio wale wake. Unawaza kuwa nao wengi kumbe wanakucheka na kuambiana kuwa weye ni wa kuchunwa tu. Si lolote, rijali atotoe hana hata kifaranga alicho totolesha akasingiziwa naye huyo rijali jamanii

Hilo nalo nenoooooooo.heshma kwako mangatara

 

[Mchochezi]

tatzo ni ukasumba, mwanamke tunamuona kiumbe dhaifu asiyetakiwa kufanya vitu fulani