I like it!

[Lady N]

Katoto kamoja siku moja alimuuliza bibi yake wa miaka 94.
"bibi... kwani we kuna mchumba?"

Bibi akajibu "mjukuu wangu, mchumba wangu ni tv, ndio anaenipa furaha na kuniondolea mawazo"

Sasa siku moja tv ilikuwa inaonyesha chenga chenga... Bibi akawa anaipiga piga/gonga gonga ionyeshe vizuri.

Kidogo mtoto akasikia mlango unagongwa akaenda fungua.
Kumbe alikuwa mchungaji kaja kumuona bibi.

Mchungaji: Hujambo...? Bibi yupo?
Mtoto: Yupo chumbani anampet pet mchumba wake.

 

[chloe.obrain]

ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!:becky::becky:

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Hilo toto lina pepo wachafu

 

[Vawulence]

Absolutely correct!

 

[Lady N]

Hilo toto lina pepo wachafu

lkn si bibi alimwambia hivyo!?

 

[Dick]

Hilo toto lina pepo wachafu

Ni mkweli mbele ya Mungu na wanadamu ni mtakatifu kwa hilo!

 

[Nyange]

Ungekuwa we ungesemaje? mboa 100% V

 

[Ndibalema]

Ndo madhara ya kuwadanganya watoto.

 

[Nesindiso Sir]

Teh teh teh! Jibu zuri

 

[boma2000]

ina furahisha