I am a married man, don't you understand....!

[Mtambuzi]

Ilikuwa ni juzi Jumapili nilitoka out na mama Ngina

Hawa warembo wakaanza kunitolea macho, mama Ngina akamaindi

Ikabidi nijitahidi kumuelewesha ili kisije kikanuka nyumbani, nikajieleza weeee somo likaeleweka....

Heee.. Si akatokea Madame B na mashoga zake, na kwa kuwa macho hayana pazia nikajikuta nikiwakodolea macho ili kusafisha kiwi cha macho.. Mama wee kikanuka aisee......

 

[sweetlady]

Aisee..... We nae aaaaaaaah!


Umezidi hata kama macho hayana pazia

 

[Swts]

Uroho mbaya Mtambuzi hahaha hata kama ingekuwa mie..lazma nngemind..
Kwa huo mtego wa kimagnetic wa Madame B.. Hata plastic itanasa!!! Lol

 

[mimisa]

usiwe unaangalia sn..utahatarisha amani ndan ya nyumba yenu buree

 

[Teja Junior]

Napita hapa salama Baba
Mtambuzi Mama anakuita vyombo bado hujaosha Jr

 

[Chocs]

Punguza

 

[Arushaone]

Afu Mtambuzi nshakwambia nina kitu nataka Mama Ngina anieleweshe, so mpe address yangu na umpe manamba yangu yote pulizi. Mzima weye?

 

[King’asti]

Sina baba hapa. I am putting myself up for adoption. Nitascreen mzazi mwenyewe. Ngachoka!

 

[Arushaone]

Aisee..... We nae aaaaaaaah!


Umezidi hata kama macho hayana pazia

Missing you hny.

 

[kabanga]

Kuyapa macho afya muhimu....

 

[Madame B]

Ilikuwa ni juzi Jumapili nilitoka out na mama Ngina

Hawa warembo wakaanza kunitolea macho, mama Ngina akamaindi

Ikabidi nijitahidi kumuelewesha ili kisije kikanuka nyumbani, nikajieleza weeee somo likaeleweka....

Heee.. Si akatokea Madame B na mashoga zake, na kwa kuwa macho hayana pazia nikajikuta nikiwakodolea macho ili kusafisha kiwi cha macho.. Mama wee kikanuka aisee......

Afu siku ile nilikuwa nakupiga jicho la chinichini.
Ila mwambie mama Ngina apunguze wivu.
Wewe ni mfanyabiashara mwenzetu humu Jf.
Mweeeh!

 

[Mentor]

Hahahahaha...eti, "kusafisha kiwi cha macho...lol"

Hapo mlikuwa pamoja..je angekukuta uko na washika sharubu wako....???:nono:

Cc: Raiza na Paloma na Remmy ...sio nyie lakini..:tape2:

"Mary Anne she is just this bad..she thinks am mad,
coz she looks so good, in she mini dress,
but what I have home, is the very best,
coz am a married man don't you understand,
let them tease and realize,
I am a happily married man."
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[Paloma]

hahahahaaaa ulipatikana!!!
nahisi ulikuwa una salivate..........babu mkali weyeeeeee

 

[Arabela]

Heshima yako uncle Mtambuzi

 

[Watu8]

Can I be your new daddy?

Sina baba hapa. I am putting myself up for adoption. Nitascreen mzazi mwenyewe. Ngachoka!

 

[Nicas Mtei]

Missing you hny.

unazipenda kucha zako?

 

[King’asti]

Mmmh! Usije ukanigeuzia kibao aisee.

Can I be your new daddy?

 

[CharmingLady]

Shikamoo Mzee Mtambuzi!!!

 

[stevoh]

Shkamooo mzee wangu Mtambuzi

 

[Queen Kan]

Namuonea huruma mama ngina