Hivi ndo vioja vinanavyopatikana kwenye daladala!

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Mlokole: "Nyimbo gani mnapiga?!? Wekeni nyimbo za Yesu.."
Konda: "Vipi wewe, Yesu bado hajatoa album..."
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Abiria: "Kuna Kiti au unasema panda tu!?"
Konda: "hao wengine wamekalia ndoo?! "
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Abiria: "Embu punguzeni sauti ya redio..."
Konda: "Sheria za nchi tu zinatushinda, tusikilize na zako!? hebu tupunguzie misheria"
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Mmama: "Bwana ondoa gari joto sana!!"
Konda: "Usituzingue wewe, shuka upande fridge...."
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Konda: "Anti, kuna siti pale nyuma, ingia...."
Anti: "Siwezi kaa siti za nyuma..."
Konda: "Kwenda zako wewe, Kwani za nyuma ziko nje ya gari?!"
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Sister duu: "Konda unanibana bwana..."
Konda: "mbona nguo ulizovaa huzisemi, kama ulitaka kujiachia ungekodi treni peke yako!!!"
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Sharobaro: "Kuna kiti?! Kama hamna sipandi..."
Konda: "Kama unaogopa kukosa kiti si ungebeba chako!!?"
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Endelezeeeni basi...............
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[Endangered]

Ebo! Hizo siti za nyuma kali!

 

[Manyanza]

ngoja hiki kichekesho nimwoneshe mdogo wangu maana nilishakiona humu toka 2010

 

[CharmingLady]

bibi akilia kwa furaha baada ya kupata siti.
abiria : bibi mbona unalia?
bibi: wajukuu zangu, ni cku nyingi zimepita kila nkipanda daladala nakosa siti, camini leo nimepata siti.
abiria: hata hyo siti ulokalia sio ya abiria ni siti ya dereva!!!!!

 

[TANMO]

abiria: hata hyo siti ulokalia sio ya abiria ni siti ya dereva!!!!!

duh. Ina maana dereva akiingia Bibi anashika bomba?

 

[idawa]

duh! Hapa na chit chat au jokes au vinaendana.?