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Mshana Jr

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Haya yanatutokea kila Siku
1;Law of queue: ukibadilisha mstari kwenye Foleni, ulioucha unaenda mbio zaidi

2;Law of telephone: wrong namba daima inapatikana au haiko Busy

3;Law of mechanical repair: mikono yako inapokuwa michafu pua huwasha ili uikune

4; Law of alibi:ukimdanganya bosi wako kuwa umechelewa kwakuwa gari yako ilipata pancha kesho yake unapata pancha kweli

5; Bathroom theorem: ukishaanza tu kuoga simu inaita

6; Law of biomechanics: Sehemu inayowasha mwilini huwasha zaidi pale usipofikia

7; Theatre rule: watu wanaokalia viti vizuri ndio wanaochelewa kufika

Waweza ongezea ya kwako
 
Unapokua umesimama kwenye hadhira (Audience) ukisoma risala mbele ya mgeni rasmi , whereby mimacho ya kadamnasi lookin on you ! Sehemu kadhaa finyu au za pachipachi huwasha! Mf. Korodani , mferejini n.k
 
Swahiba Judgment hiyo ni balaa na mshedede unaweza shaangaa umesimama
Au umeitwa ghafla na boss wako wa kike Kumbe wakati huo huo ulikuwa unawaza zako starehe zako huko kitu kiko hewani huku umevaa mchomeko kuweka mikono mfukoni sio issue unajikuta umebeba file lisilohusika
 
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Judgement said:
Unapokua umesimama kwenye hadhira (Audience) ukisoma risala mbele ya mgeni rasmi , whereby mimacho ya kadamnasi lookin on you ! Sehemu kadhaa finyu au za pachipachi huwasha! Mf. Korodani , mferejini n.k
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Qui qui qui... hahahaaaaa ni kweli kabisa
 

Ni kweli Swahiba! Ama file liko mbali, wawezajipiga jacket ilhali weather hairuhusu.
 
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Naomba nisiongeze chochote ktk hili maana mengine yanagusa maisha ya kila siku.
 
mshana jr said:
Halafu kama umesahau kuvaa pichu Siku hiyo sasa....!
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Hata kama umevaa boxer zetu hizi nafasi ni kubwa tuu kuweza kuonekana unachofanya ni kugrab any available file kuficha uhalisia mshana jr
 
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Mr Rocky said:
Hata kama umevaa boxer zetu hizi nafasi ni kubwa tuu kuweza kuonekana unachofanya ni kugrab any available file kuficha uhalisia mshana jr
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Yeah boxer c nzuri sana natamani VIP zirudi sokoni, zilikuwa zinajua kubana mambo
 
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Judgement said:
Wataka nambia bai ze taim twavaa viiaipii na James Bond 007 wewe mshana jr ulikuwepo? Na ukiujua umuhimu wa chupi ?
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Kabisa Mkuu by then Nilikuwa sekondari, na hata zile nywele zenye jina bovu Nilikuwa tayari nshaanza kuzifanyia prooning
 
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ukiamua kugombea Ubunge basi unaupata Udiwani.
Nalog off
 
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