Hivi Ile Jamiiforums Party imeishia Wapi?

[RRONDO]

Tujikumbushe A LISTERS WA MMU, WADADA WA UKWEEEE! (Dont mind me! Just a P.I.M.P cross cheking my accounts and portifolio!

1. HOE (imenibidi tu nimuweke namba 1, watu wanamuandama sanaa na hashuki chati! Haandiki uzi n still trending! Ashaalikwa siku mingi mnoooo! )

2. Paloma baby! Hajaanzisha uzi in years and still trending in MMU

3. Charming Lady, she is so charming

4. Miss Neddy, the young blood! Amteur and yet dangerous!

5. Angelita sababu unaniungaga mkono kila jambo ngoja nikuweke uuze uze kidogo kwenye hili THE LIST!

6. Casico, aaaaaaaaawwwwww!

7. Amu, mutoto ya IFM, chama kubwaaa!

8. Badibeybey Too many words on the streets, ukuje tu! Mtambuzi please alika hii mutu we needa little spicing and refreshing this year!

9.NIMECHOKAAA!

YA WANAUME COMMING SOON BY SOON I MEAN NOW NOW!

sasa A-LISTERS mbona wachache hivi??!!! tutabana kwelikweli

 

[Watu8]

hahahaha bora kucheza pata potea zikiwa waazi naweza zimia zinatisha zile acha lol

hivi unafikiri walosema "kuwa uyaone" walimaanisha kuyaona nini...

pata potea ni mchezo wa watoto kama kombolela vile...

 

[Asprin]

cc Mtambuzi, haya naona ni mapinduzi baridi

Janja ya nyani..... mdogomdogo.

 

[Vin Diesel]

Akhuuuuuu.... Huko kajamba nani sipataki, nataka nilale 5 star hotel, breakfast na lunch Akemi. Kama huwezi ndio basi tena siji!!!

WTF did you just say???????

 

[Vin Diesel]

sasa A-LISTERS mbona wachache hivi??!!! tutabana kwelikweli

Dah, lara 1 kataja haya majina ili niseme kitu....leo hanipati kamwe.

 

[RRONDO]

Dah, lara 1 kataja haya majina ili niseme kitu....leo hanipati kamwe.

sasa naanza kumuelewa Kaizer aliposema rule of the game.........

 

[RRONDO]

hivi kweli mkuu tutakosa one nyt stand za ndondo kweli cku hyo maana najua jinsia ya ke zitakua ni nyingi

kimya kimya........

 

[miss chagga]

Mburaaaaaaa! Usipolikwa wewe tenaaa mchaga mwenzangu aalikwe nani? Aaaaaah! WEWE MBONA USHAALIKWA KITAMBO SEMA TU KADI HAIJAKUFIKIA! Hahahaaa!

Naisubiria na mbege iwepo

 

[Vin Diesel]

sasa naanza kumuelewa Kaizer aliposema rule of the game.........

Kabisa, rules of the game kuwa guide hawa vultures au tuwaite poachers...

 

[lara 1]

THE MMU MEN A LISTERS OF ALL TIMES! Take note girls,! Take note!

1. Matola! Aaaaaah! Mtu chake! Because he is my babby! (Hii yote nilipiwe tu hilo brunch, mniwache nimpelembe, na kumbemenda baby wangu)

2. Zinc aaaaaaah! What you dont know cant kill you!

3. Kaka kiiza, mzee wa katererooo! He is driving a sports car!

4. Superman! That vogue is to die for! Cant take it out of my head

5. Le Boss! Nisingemuweka wanawake wangeandamanaaa!

6.Vin D, saivi utapigwa tu FREE P,But in the LONGRUN HIS FUTURE IS BRIGHTER THAN HIS SKIN! Hahaaa! Chezea mgiriki wewe!? Hope you win the election in 2015

7. Watu 8! He is damn goodlooking truth be told! Ila ndo hivo KADI HANAAAA! Amualike nani? Hahaaaaaa!

8. Prisoner 46664, was damn romantic guy eveeeer! Best MMU interview second only to Le Boss! HE WENT BACK TO PRISON! Sad!

9.Mentor, i still dont like you a lot! But hey! Girls love you! Mr Verossa!

10. Mike Mackeee! He owns this forum! (Getting on the goodside of management)

KAMA HAUPO ON THE LIST DONT TAKE IT PERSONAL! Try harder!:cool2:

 

[Asprin]

THE MMU MEN A LISTERS OF ALL TIMES! Take note girls,! Take note!

1. Matola! Aaaaaah! Mtu chake! Because he is my babby! (Hii yote nilipiwe tu hilo brunch, mniwache nimpelembe, na kumbemenda baby wangu)

2. Zinc aaaaaaah! What you dont know cant kill you!

3. Kaka kiiza, mzee wa katererooo! He is driving a sports car!

4. Superman! That vogue is to die for! Cant take it out of my head

5. Le Boss! Nisingemuweka wanawake wangeandamanaaa!

6.Vin D, saivi utapigwa tu FREE P,But in the LONGRUN HIS FUTURE IS BRIGHTER THAN HIS SKIN! Hahaaa! Chezea mgiriki wewe!? Hope you win the election in 2015

7. Watu 8! He is damn goodlooking truth be told! Ila ndo hivo KADI HANAAAA! Amualike nani? Hahaaaaaa!

8. Prisoner 46664, was damn romantic guy eveeeer! Best MMU interview second only to Le Boss! HE WENT BACK TO PRISON! Sad!

9.Mentor, i still dont like you a lot! But hey! Girls love you! Mr Verossa!

10. Mike Mackeee! He owns this forum! (Getting on the goodside of management)

KAMA HAUPO ON THE LIST DONT TAKE IT PERSONAL! Try harder!:cool2:

Siongei na wewe kwa miezi saba..... Ndo nshasema hivo.

 

[lara 1]

Halafu unafanya watoto wa watu wanijazie PM kwa masihara yako....nina ndoa mwenzio siku hizi

JACKPOT,!! Ulichokuwa unabisha nini? Umeonaaaa! Rumours on the streets are true!

 

[lara 1]

Siongei na wewe kwa miezi saba..... Ndo nshasema hivo.

Hahaaaaa! TUME PHASE OUT WASTAAFU! Tumejaribu kuzingatia damu mpyaaaaa! Hahahaaaa! NOTHING PERSONAL BUT PURELY BUSINESS KUMAINTAIN STANDARDS! Hahaaaaaaa!

LIST YA MMU VETERANS UTAPATA NAMBA TOP 3 HAHAAAAAA!

 

[RRONDO]

THE MMU MEN A LISTERS OF ALL TIMES! Take note girls,! Take note!

1. Matola! Aaaaaah! Mtu chake! Because he is my babby! (Hii yote nilipiwe tu hilo brunch, mniwache nimpelembe, na kumbemenda baby wangu)

2. Zinc aaaaaaah! What you dont know cant kill you!

3. Kaka kiiza, mzee wa katererooo! He is driving a sports car!

4. Superman! That vogue is to die for! Cant take it out of my head

5. Le Boss! Nisingemuweka wanawake wangeandamanaaa!

6.Vin D, saivi utapigwa tu FREE P,But in the LONGRUN HIS FUTURE IS BRIGHTER THAN HIS SKIN! Hahaaa! Chezea mgiriki wewe!? Hope you win the election in 2015

7. Watu 8! He is damn goodlooking truth be told! Ila ndo hivo KADI HANAAAA! Amualike nani? Hahaaaaaa!

8. Prisoner 46664, was damn romantic guy eveeeer! Best MMU interview second only to Le Boss! HE WENT BACK TO PRISON! Sad!

9.Mentor, i still dont like you a lot! But hey! Girls love you! Mr Verossa!

10. Mike Mackeee! He owns this forum! (Getting on the goodside of management)

KAMA HAUPO ON THE LIST DONT TAKE IT PERSONAL! Try harder!:cool2:

how??!!!!

 

[chardams]

THE MMU MEN A LISTERS OF ALL TIMES! Take note girls,! Take note!

1. Matola! Aaaaaah! Mtu chake! Because he is my babby! (Hii yote nilipiwe tu hilo brunch, mniwache nimpelembe, na kumbemenda baby wangu)

2. Zinc aaaaaaah! What you dont know cant kill you!

3. Kaka kiiza, mzee wa katererooo! He is driving a sports car!

4. Superman! That vogue is to die for! Cant take it out of my head

5. Le Boss! Nisingemuweka wanawake wangeandamanaaa!

6.Vin D, saivi utapigwa tu FREE P,But in the LONGRUN HIS FUTURE IS BRIGHTER THAN HIS SKIN! Hahaaa! Chezea mgiriki wewe!? Hope you win the election in 2015

7. Watu 8! He is damn goodlooking truth be told! Ila ndo hivo KADI HANAAAA! Amualike nani? Hahaaaaaa!

8. Prisoner 46664, was damn romantic guy eveeeer! Best MMU interview second only to Le Boss! HE WENT BACK TO PRISON! Sad!

9.Mentor, i still dont like you a lot! But hey! Girls love you! Mr Verossa!

10. Mike Mackeee! He owns this forum! (Getting on the goodside of management)

KAMA HAUPO ON THE LIST DONT TAKE IT PERSONAL! Try harder!:cool2:

What difference does it make

NONSENSE

 

[KATASAN'KAZA]

baada ya party 90% watakuja kufunguza id mpya ili kulinda privacy zao.

Kwani tunajitambulisha huko shereheni?

 

[Vin Diesel]

JACKPOT,!! Ulichokuwa unabisha nini? Umeonaaaa! Rumours on the streets are true!

Come on now lara 1, you know me damn well that em b*****.....usidanganyike

 

[RRONDO]

What difference does it make

NONSENSE

take it easy maaan......

 

[KATASAN'KAZA]

Kuna JF BREAKFAST BRUNCH IN A 5 STAR HOTEL SOON! ARE YOU INVITED? Ndo habari ya humu MMU soon! Watu wakueleweka, vi gay prick vimezidi sanaa humu mmu siku hizi!

Lara1 chai ya nini bora uandae kahawa na iwe jioni, make hiyo breakfast ya asubuhi muda uko wapi?

 

[lara 1]

What difference does it make

NONSENSE

Hahaaahaaaa! YA WANAWAKE MLISHANGILIA KWELI! Sasa YA WANAUME TULIENI DOZI IWAINGIE VIZURIII! Hahaaaa! I smell WAR!
Remember nothing was PERSONAL! Purely business! ITS A FREE COUNTRY! Wekeni zenu kama vipi hilo ni langu mie!