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Hili ni tusi jipya, very brand new

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by Bujibuji, Oct 16, 2012.

  1. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa alikuwa anaumwa akapita kituo cha taxi akaikuta taxi moja, akamuomba sana taxi dreva ampeleke hospitaji lakini fedha yake ilikuwa ndogo, kitu cha ajabu dreva alimporomoshea jamaa matusi ya nguoni na kumwambia akapande bodaboda kama hana hela.

    Wiki mbili baadae jamaa akawa amepona na anapesa mkononi, akaenda kituo cha taxi akakuta taxi nne ikiwemo ya yule dreva aliyewahi kumtukana, akamwendea dereva wa kwanza;

    JAMAA: Natafuta dereva wa taxi shoga niondoke nae ntamlipa laki

    DEREVA 1: We mwenda wazimu nini hebu toka hapa.. Jamaa akenda taxi ya pili

    JAMAA: Natafuta dereva shoga niondoke nae ntamlipa laki

    DEREVA 2: Pumbavu mkubwa toka hapa

    Hatimae jamaa akaenda kwa yule taxi dreva aliyewahi kumtukana

    JAMAA: Aise sijui unaweza kunipeleka Ubungo?

    DEREVA: Ndio shilingi alfu kumi

    JAMAA: Haya twende....wakati wanaondoka jamaa akahakikisha anapungia mkono wale madereva waliobaki kituoni huku akionyesha alama ya kidole gumba. Akiwaacha midomo wazi
     
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    Raph Senior Member

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    Duh usiombe kufanyiwa ivyo.jamaa atakua anakosa kauli hapo kijiweni
     
  3. Nazjaz

    Nazjaz JF-Expert Member

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    Yallaaaaaaah...... Jamaa lazima ahame kijiwe
     
  4. Ruttashobolwa

    Ruttashobolwa JF-Expert Member

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    Hii mbaya sana!
     
  5. Dena Amsi

    Dena Amsi R I P

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    Ndo dawa ya dharau.......................
     
  6. Filipo

    Filipo JF-Expert Member

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    Hii ni noma!
     
  7. Mungi

    Mungi JF Gold Member

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    Inatufundisha tuwe wakarimu...................
     
  8. Watu8

    Watu8 JF-Expert Member

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    unapojifanya kuna wajanja zaidi...maana hakika akutukanaye hakuchagulii tusi
     
  9. Asulo

    Asulo JF-Expert Member

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    Ni bonge la ujanja jamaa alilotumia..
    Kijiweni hapo watajua jamaa ndiyo hivyo tena, duuh!!
     
  10. charminglady

    charminglady JF-Expert Member

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    asante kwa somo zuri!
     
  11. Mtambuzi

    Mtambuzi Platinum Member

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    Wewe ni mkareee aisee
     
  12. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Dena Amsi, where have u been, huonekani kabisa mtaani siku hizi
     
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  13. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Dah!
    Ni zaidi ya matusi!
     
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    SURUMA JF-Expert Member

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    Haahaa:). Taxi driver mwenye madharau hapo hata bila kuguswa kimwili, kaishafanywa shoga kwa zoezi lililofanyika hapo kijiweni kwake!
     
  15. Philipo Kidwanga

    Philipo Kidwanga Verified User

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    alimwaga mboga wenzake wakamwaga ugali.
     
  16. BADILI TABIA

    BADILI TABIA JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaha kamkomesha
     
  17. Heart

    Heart JF-Expert Member

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    Hiyo ndo safi...kamnyooshaa..!
     
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    mwanachamahai Member

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    Hahahahaaa
     
  19. Dena Amsi

    Dena Amsi R I P

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    Kazi zimenikamata kweli kweli acha tu yaani..................................
     
  20. Baba V

    Baba V JF-Expert Member

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    Tena wakavunja na sahani kabisa
     
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