Hili ni tusi jipya, very brand new

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Jamaa alikuwa anaumwa akapita kituo cha taxi akaikuta taxi moja, akamuomba sana taxi dreva ampeleke hospitaji lakini fedha yake ilikuwa ndogo, kitu cha ajabu dreva alimporomoshea jamaa matusi ya nguoni na kumwambia akapande bodaboda kama hana hela.

Wiki mbili baadae jamaa akawa amepona na anapesa mkononi, akaenda kituo cha taxi akakuta taxi nne ikiwemo ya yule dreva aliyewahi kumtukana, akamwendea dereva wa kwanza;

JAMAA: Natafuta dereva wa taxi shoga niondoke nae ntamlipa laki

DEREVA 1: We mwenda wazimu nini hebu toka hapa.. Jamaa akenda taxi ya pili

JAMAA: Natafuta dereva shoga niondoke nae ntamlipa laki

DEREVA 2: Pumbavu mkubwa toka hapa

Hatimae jamaa akaenda kwa yule taxi dreva aliyewahi kumtukana

JAMAA: Aise sijui unaweza kunipeleka Ubungo?

DEREVA: Ndio shilingi alfu kumi

JAMAA: Haya twende....wakati wanaondoka jamaa akahakikisha anapungia mkono wale madereva waliobaki kituoni huku akionyesha alama ya kidole gumba. Akiwaacha midomo wazi

 

[Raph]

Duh usiombe kufanyiwa ivyo.jamaa atakua anakosa kauli hapo kijiweni

 

[Nazjaz]

Yallaaaaaaah...... Jamaa lazima ahame kijiwe

 

[Leak]

Hii mbaya sana!

 

[Dena Amsi]

Ndo dawa ya dharau.......................

 

[Filipo]

Hii ni noma!

 

[Mungi]

Inatufundisha tuwe wakarimu...................

 

[Watu8]

unapojifanya kuna wajanja zaidi...maana hakika akutukanaye hakuchagulii tusi

 

[Asulo]

Ni bonge la ujanja jamaa alilotumia..
Kijiweni hapo watajua jamaa ndiyo hivyo tena, duuh!!

 

[CharmingLady]

asante kwa somo zuri!

 

[Mtambuzi]

Wewe ni mkareee aisee

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Ndo dawa ya dharau.......................

Dena Amsi, where have u been, huonekani kabisa mtaani siku hizi

 

[Kiraka Kikuu]

Dah!
Ni zaidi ya matusi!

 

[SURUMA]

Jamaa alikuwa anaumwa akapita kituo cha taxi akaikuta taxi moja, akamuomba sana taxi dreva ampeleke hospitaji lakini fedha yake ilikuwa ndogo, kitu cha ajabu dreva alimporomoshea jamaa matusi ya nguoni na kumwambia akapande bodaboda kama hana hela.

Wiki mbili baadae jamaa akawa amepona na anapesa mkononi, akaenda kituo cha taxi akakuta taxi nne ikiwemo ya yule dreva aliyewahi kumtukana, akamwendea dereva wa kwanza;

JAMAA: Natafuta dereva wa taxi shoga niondoke nae ntamlipa laki

DEREVA 1: We mwenda wazimu nini hebu toka hapa.. Jamaa akenda taxi ya pili

JAMAA: Natafuta dereva shoga niondoke nae ntamlipa laki

DEREVA 2: Pumbavu mkubwa toka hapa

Hatimae jamaa akaenda kwa yule taxi dreva aliyewahi kumtukana

JAMAA: Aise sijui unaweza kunipeleka Ubungo?

DEREVA: Ndio shilingi alfu kumi

JAMAA: Haya twende....wakati wanaondoka jamaa akahakikisha anapungia mkono wale madereva waliobaki kituoni huku akionyesha alama ya kidole gumba. Akiwaacha midomo wazi

Haahaa🙂. Taxi driver mwenye madharau hapo hata bila kuguswa kimwili, kaishafanywa shoga kwa zoezi lililofanyika hapo kijiweni kwake!

 

[Philipo Kidwanga]

alimwaga mboga wenzake wakamwaga ugali.

 

[BADILI TABIA]

hahahaha kamkomesha

 

[Heart]

Hiyo ndo safi...kamnyooshaa..!

 

[mwanachamahai]

Hahahahaaa

 

[Dena Amsi]

Dena Amsi, where have u been, huonekani kabisa mtaani siku hizi

Kazi zimenikamata kweli kweli acha tu yaani..................................

 

[Baba V]

alimwaga mboga wenzake wakamwaga ugali.

Tena wakavunja na sahani kabisa