Hii ni ham kubwa na naitaji ku

[Dio]

Mwacheni preta wangu msisumbue.

 

[kukumdogo]

Mwacheni preta wangu msisumbue.

mi nahisi sio wako

 

[Safety last]

Halafu huyu kuku anamatatizo

 

[kukumdogo]

Kupenda kweli matatizo

 

[Manyanza]

haya baba lakini sio ki hivi

kuyasema ya moyoni lazima

 

[Mabagala]

kukumdogo aka kifaranga. Preta naona unaguna tu husema kitu, kama nakuona vile unatafuna tafuna kucha na kuangalia chini

 

[kukumdogo]

haya baba lakini sio ki hivi

nipe mbinu mama

 

[IGWE]

kuyasema ya moyoni lazima

sawa sawa mkuu,......hata kama yataudhi_sio,.

 

[Chauro]

pole mpenzi tukupe dawa gani kukutuliza mpaka utakapofanikisha lengo .............

 

[kukumdogo]

pole mpenzi tukupe dawa gani kukutuliza mpaka utakapofanikisha lengo .............

nafikiri unaweza nipa yeyote tu unayoijua ya kunifuraisha

 

[Mzee wa Rula]

Mwenzenu naham ya kumuona msichana mmoja wa humu ndani anaitwa pretta. Huyu dada anaonekana ni mchesi na mzuri pia anafaa kuwa wife.

Mimi nitawauliza akina PAW kama kutema sera hadharani inaruhusiwa, maana kukumdogo sikuelewi kabisa. Preta kanyaga twende,

 

[mikatabafeki]

haya kumbe keshafika hamie kwenye PM.

 

[ndetichia]

mchesi ndio nini..

 

[MAMESHO]

Duh! kuna hamu! ila jamaa ANAHAMU KUBWAAAAA!!! na kaweka wazi lengo kuwa anafaa duh! jumlisha toa jamaa kamaliza kazi mezani kabla ya kwenda field.

 

[Mcheza Karate]

Hii ndo JFbwana raha tupu kwetu vijana wa zamani. Kijana mi ndo mzazi wake, umempata ila umejianda vipi? Una nyumba?, gari?, Master card?, teh! teh! teh! teh!

 

[Filipo]

Halahala na mke wangu! She is mine na hakuna atakayetutenganisha!? Tumetoka nae mbali sana! Na tutafika nae mwisho. Halahala kijana!

 

[Jeji]

Una uhakika ni mwanamke?

hapo sasa!!!!!!

 

[Filipo]

hapo sasa!!!!!!

You don't have to crack your head! She's my wife and we've known each other since then. Huyu dogo kazinguliwa na picha (avatar) na ninamshauri ajipange upya maana kama sio jela, basi kifo kinamwita!?

 

[kukumdogo]

You don't have to crack your head! She's my wife and we've known each other since then. Huyu dogo kazinguliwa na picha (avatar) na ninamshauri ajipange upya maana kama sio jela, basi kifo kinamwita!?

kaka kutishana tena humu! acha hizo

 

[Daffi Jr]

Nyie watu ni waajabu sana!Preta katulia zake getto kwangu sahizi then nyie mwatoana mimacho mitaani!polen