Hii ndio misemo mikali kwa Kiswahili

[The Icebreaker]

Kufa kwa kiu baharini ni uzembe wako mwenyewe.

 

[ESPRESSO COFFEE]

Kujamba ni afya ukiharisha kapime

Naona unayo mingi sanaa

 

[ESPRESSO COFFEE]

Ngariba haogopi mkojo....

Kamba iliyolegea km una haraka usiivute

Best

 

[bhachu]

Ukiomuona panya anayekimbizwa na paka anaanza kuringa ringa, ujue shimo lipo karibu

 

[ESPRESSO COFFEE]

Daah, UKHUTY noma sn. Umetisha mbayaa..!!!

Katisha sana

 

[bhachu]

Hapa stori tu, kula kwenu

 

[ESPRESSO COFFEE]

Lakuchumpa, Lakuparama!!!


mpaka kesho silijui nili nn hilo??

Nasikia vitu vya bei ndogo ndo anapewa Rama

 

[bhachu]

Kama kuoga ni usafi taulo lisingechafuka

 

[Mwakamele 16]

Unataka kukimbia na hauna breki?, what do you expect?

 

[KYANYINIMARAIGA]

Asiye na dira hapotei njia

 

[ESPRESSO COFFEE]

Duani si kuzuri ndio mana siku unazaliwa tuu ulilia

 

[LOTH HEMA]

Hongera na wewe umecomment

Nyie watu!?

 

[kinjumbi one]

1.Kusoma sana ni uwoga wa maisha
2.mjini hulali njaa ila utachelewa kula
3. Uoga wako ndo umaskini wako
4.heri kujikwaa kidole kuliko kujikwaa unlimited
5 akisoma atasumbua

Kama maisha magumu, achana nayo fanya issue zengine

 

[ESPRESSO COFFEE]

Acha kukuna makovu ya mende

Aaaaah

 

[ESPRESSO COFFEE]

Kuna jamaa aliniambia msemo huu hadi leo cjajua maana yake "Cha mwenzio kigumu, meza mate ukalale"" huu msemo una maana gan huu?

Duuuuu

 

[ESPRESSO COFFEE]

Hahahahahahaha

 

[ESPRESSO COFFEE]

wazee wa zamani nadhani hapo kwenye nipe mji walikuwa na maana zaidi ya ile ambayo tumeizoea

Nafikiri hivyooo maana

 

[kinjumbi one]

Uchawi wa boss hesabu

 

[kinjumbi one]

Mchungulia bahari si msafiri

 

[luckyline]

Kunanilii sana sio kuzaa mapacha