Hii ndio misemo mikali kwa Kiswahili

[Tabyonauna]

Ukipenda chipsi usiogope mimba

Nmeipenda

 

[kinjumbi one]

Kuruka ruka kwa maharage ndo kuiva kwake

 

[Abbassalum]

Daah! Nimejikuta nacheka sana 😀😀

Burudika mkuu

 

[Daz denny]

Ukimuona chalii ya pale kolomije mwambie atuonyeshe vyetiyiki.
Huu usemi ndio unabamba kwa sasa

Mkuuu nipo safarin kuelekea kolomije dua zako!

 

[DZUDZUKU]

ukimuona ngedere mjini basi ujue ana mwenyewe

Hii imekaa vema.....

 

[ben milazo]

bashitetization-a process of using someone certificate name pretending to be yours but not yours# i'm from call me j

 

[Shuleless]

Kila mtu na apambane na hali yake
Dharau usitufanyie walimwengu,kamfanyie mama'ko
Wetu mchicha kuku tamaa
Tetemeko halijaletwa na serikali
Kwetu Mayalla ni njaa..

 

[lukesam]

Vijana wa dar wengi ni wazurulaji...

Wazururaji..

 

[Slim5]

 

[Jipu]

Pombe si chai

 

[lukesam]

"Mama mchape mwanao aikatae CCM"

 

[fredy fungo]

acha ya matumizi kidogo upate rangi tofauti za watoto

 

[miss chagga]

Acha kukuna makovu ya mende

 

[The Icebreaker]

Ngedere hata umfundishe vipi kumenya ndizi,lazima atakula na maganda tu.

 

[The Icebreaker]

Kama pombe ingekua nzuri,kaunta zisingefungwa na makufuli na magrill.

 

[The Icebreaker]

The best way to trick a fool is to let a fool think that he is tricking you.

 

[The Icebreaker]

Shuka halina mfuko.

 

[Mndali ndanyelakakomu]

Mitu mingi penda walawala

 

[The Icebreaker]

Usiogope kufa,ogopa kufa na dhambi.

 

[Johnny Sack]

Kama pombe ingekua nzuri,kaunta zisingefungwa na makufuli na magrill.

hii sijaielewa, naona kufungwa kwa makufuli ndio kunaonyesha ni nzuri kwa kuwa ingeibwa..kama wanavyofanya kwa ma safe ya fedha na madini ya thamani