Hebu Chekeni kidogo: Dinner with a Girlfriend

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Hapo mke ushakosa cjui hata ........... ooooh
Elli said:
Jamani, kwa wale jamaa zangu ambao huwa hawapitwi na kitu machoni kuweni makini, soma hii

A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Hello, could you give me some condoms?

I'm going to my girlfriends for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!" The pharmacist gives him the condom and as the young man is going out;

he returns and says, "Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think I might strike it lucky there too."

The pharmacist gives him a second condom and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says, "Go on, give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mum is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes eyes, and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting me to make a move!

During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left, the sister on his right and the mum facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying, "Dear Lord, bless this dinner and thank you for all you give us".

A minute later the boy is still praying; "Thank you Lord for your kindness." Ten minutes go by and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down. The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend is even more surprised than the others. She gets close to the boy and says in his ear, "I didn't know you were so religious."

The boy replies, "I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!"

Hapo vipi ingekuwa wewe
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Elli said:
Jamani, kwa wale jamaa zangu ambao huwa hawapitwi na kitu machoni kuweni makini, soma hii

A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Hello, could you give me some condoms?

I'm going to my girlfriends for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!" The pharmacist gives him the condom and as the young man is going out;

he returns and says, "Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too.She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me andI think I might strike itlucky there too."

The pharmacist gives him a second condom and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says,"Go on, give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mum is still pretty cute andwhen she sees me she always makes eyes,and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting me to make a move!

During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left, the sister on his right and the mum facing him.When the dad gets there,the boy lowers his head and starts praying,"Dear Lord, bless this dinner and thank you for all you give us".

A minute later the boy is still praying; "Thank you Lord for your kindness." Ten minutes go by and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down.The others look at each othersurprised andhis girlfriend is even more surprised than the others. She gets close to the boy and says in his ear, "I didn't know you were so religious."

The boy replies, "I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!"

Hapo vipi ingekuwa wewe
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Duh! Sure we need to knw our gf relatives before accepting any
invitation! like tht is very bad
 
ahahahahahhahahhahahhahhah...........mainfideliteers wapo?.swt joke
 
u made my evening,atleast i can relax now after ths box :biggrin1:
 
Easy,unaenda uani kisha unatafuta upenyo kuonndoka,ishu ipo kama choo ni cha ndani
 
ha ha ha ha! duuh, hiyo kali! ningekuwa mie ingebidi niendelee na hiyo sala ndefu halafu niage huku nikiinamisha kichwa na kuwaambia kuwa wakati nasali Bwana kaniambia nirudi nyumbani kwangu haraka kuna mgonjwa natakiwa nikamuombee!
 
DUUUH! Hii kali. Ningekuwa mimi mzee aningia tu ningelitimua mbio kuelekea ubungo kutafuta basi la mikoani na kupotea kabisa. Poa sana.
 
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