Hebu Chekeni kidogo: Dinner with a Girlfriend

[Baba Sharon]

Nimeipenda hiyo,Nice joke

 

[Mmwaminifu]

Hapo nikutoka spidi kama umeona defender ya TRA.

 

[Determinantor]

Hapo nikutoka spidi kama umeona defender ya TRA.

Sorry mbona kama vile wewe ni mkwepa kodi?? hahahaaaa maana comment inaku-identify matendo yako

 

[Mnyalu wa Kweli]

Aisee, inabidi unajifanya unaenda msalani au kupiga simu nje halafu unatoka nduki tena bila kuangalia nyuma. Maana hii imekaa vibaya ile mbaya.

 

[mtukichwa]

Dah! Asante Yesu sio mimi . . . maana havielezeki

 

[saudari]

Naskia yalishamkuta jamaa mmoja hapa kitaani,
anaishi jirani na saudari

Hapo jamaa iytabidi apotezee kama sio nyumb hiyo.

hapo inatakiwa jamaa aage mapemaaaaaa na asepe zake yasije yakamkuta majanga.

 

[Determinantor]

aombe MUNGU yule dingi asikumbuke tu, akimkumbuka amekwisha

Hapo jamaa iytabidi apotezee kama sio nyumb hiyo.

hapo inatakiwa jamaa aage mapemaaaaaa na asepe zake yasije yakamkuta majanga.

 

[saudari]

aombe MUNGU yule dingi asikumbuke tu, akimkumbuka amekwisha

Yaani unadhani dingi atasahau mteja aliyemuungisha condoms nyingi kiasi hicho?

Jamaa laizma achezee kichapo asipokua makini.

 

[Determinantor]

HAHAHAAAAA Dingi siku hio aliuza ndomu nyingi kweli kumbe jamaa anataka akaijeruhi familia yake, kha! sosoliso upo?

Yaani unadhani dingi atasahau mteja aliyemuungisha condoms nyingi kiasi hicho?

Jamaa laizma achezee kichapo asipokua makini.

 

[saudari]

HAHAHAAAAA Dingi siku hio aliuza ndomu nyingi kweli kumbe jamaa anataka akaijeruhi familia yake, kha! sosoliso upo?

Unamaanisha dingi ndo sosoliso au umemuita tu?

 

[Determinantor]

HAHAHAAAAA Dingi siku hio aliuza ndomu nyingi kweli kumbe jamaa anataka akaijeruhi familia yake, kha! sosoliso upo?

Yaani unadhani dingi atasahau mteja aliyemuungisha condoms nyingi kiasi hicho?

Jamaa laizma achezee kichapo asipokua makini.

 

[Determinantor]

HAHAHAAAAA Dingi siku hio aliuza ndomu nyingi kweli kumbe jamaa anataka akaijeruhi familia yake, kha! sosoliso upo?

Yaani unadhani dingi atasahau mteja aliyemuungisha condoms nyingi kiasi hicho?

Jamaa laizma achezee kichapo asipokua makini.

 

[sosoliso]

HAHAHAAAAA Dingi siku hio aliuza ndomu nyingi kweli kumbe jamaa anataka akaijeruhi familia yake, kha! sosoliso upo?

Lol.. Inawezekana lakini mzee akafurahia kimoyo moyo.. Amepata mkwe rijali mwenye nguvu za ziada.. Au unasemaje mpwa Elli..?

 

[Izz]

Jamani, kwa wale jamaa zangu ambao huwa hawapitwi na kitu machoni kuweni makini, soma hii

A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Hello, could you give me some condoms?

I'm going to my girlfriends for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!" The pharmacist gives him the condom and as the young man is going out;

he returns and says, "Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think I might strike it lucky there too."

The pharmacist gives him a second condom and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says, "Go on, give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mum is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes eyes, and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting me to make a move!

During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left, the sister on his right and the mum facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying, "Dear Lord, bless this dinner and thank you for all you give us".

A minute later the boy is still praying; "Thank you Lord for your kindness." Ten minutes go by and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down. The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend is even more surprised than the others. She gets close to the boy and says in his ear, "I didn't know you were so religious."

The boy replies, "I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!"

Hapo vipi ingekuwa wewe

Tehe tehe tehe!....nice one!

 

[Determinantor]

Urijali hadi kwa mkewe? naua mtu wallaah, kwa mabinti zangu kwenyewe itakua ngumu sasa hadi kwa my wife wangu, No No

Lol.. Inawezekana lakini mzee akafurahia kimoyo moyo.. Amepata mkwe rijali mwenye nguvu za ziada.. Au unasemaje mpwa Elli..?

 

[KIMWAMU]

Hapo mie ningekomaa kama simfahamu wala kumuona huyo baba mtu halafu naendelea na mission kwa yeyote atakayeingia kwenye anga zangu

 

[Angel Nylon]

Aisee ngeomba kwenda washroom na nngesepetukia hukohuko kwa dirishani

 

[john hotsam da1]

Sorry mbona kama vile wewe ni mkwepa kodi?? hahahaaaa maana comment inaku-identify matendo yako

hapana,huyo ni Mmwaminifu sana,nnamffahamu

 

[Salim kt]

Dah! Hapo kusubiri kichapo 2.

 

[Analogia Malenga]

Sala itaendelea hadi wanifukuze!