Hebu Chekeni kidogo: Dinner with a Girlfriend

[Elli]

wenzio wameshasema AMEN.....utaendeleaje kusali? unachotakiw3a kuikfanya nikujiandaaa kisaikolojia kupokea maumivu

Sala itaendelea hadi wanifukuze!

 

[Khakhi]

Uwiii ningejipenyeza chin ya meza nitoke nduki

 

[barite]

imetulia hyo

 

[Donnie Charlie]

Hapa ni kuwaambia tu wasifungue macho hati watakaposikia '' Amen! ' alafu hiyo unaenda kuimalizia mlangoni.

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[rilprogrammer]

dah....dogo katisha!!

 

[goldiegoddess]

Duh!hhhehehehe

 

[SWEEPER]

Sijacheka ila kijasho kimenitoka utadhani ndo mimi dah...

 

[Paperchaser]

Uwiii ningejipenyeza chin ya meza nitoke nduki

Haahahaaaa ulivyo kama kitoto cha tembo ungepenya wapi?????

 

[mchemsho]

aisee akili mukichwa vinginevyo,,,,,,,

 

[Meljons]

Hii ni kali ya mwaka

 

[Elli]

hahahaaa unatetemeka kwa woga, ndio tatizo la kufumaniwa yaani hata uwe baunsa vipi unajikuta tu umekuwa mdogo kama piritoni

Sijacheka ila kijasho kimenitoka utadhani ndo mimi dah...

 

[MWILI NYUMBA]

Mwe mwe mwe mweeeeee!!!

 

[Kinabo]

Nice Joke!!

More than nice. You made my morning. Thanks

 

[Leonardmwanja]

Majanga ona majanga

 

[Mmwaminifu]

hapana,huyo ni Mmwaminifu sana,nnamffahamu

Mkuu, Enzi zile kabla ya hizi machines za mahesabu hazijatiokea, ilikuwa ukisikia defender ya tra, unafunga duka au unahamisha shelf ya vitu maana zile estimation walizokuwa wanafanya, unaweza filisika.

 

[didaduu]

Nimeipenda

 

[Chasaka]

Jamani, kwa wale jamaa zangu ambao huwa hawapitwi na kitu machoni kuweni makini, soma hii

A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Hello, could you give me some condoms?

I'm going to my girlfriends for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!" The pharmacist gives him the condom and as the young man is going out;

he returns and says, "Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think I might strike it lucky there too."

The pharmacist gives him a second condom and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says, "Go on, give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mum is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes eyes, and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting me to make a move!

During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left, the sister on his right and the mum facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying, "Dear Lord, bless this dinner and thank you for all you give us".

A minute later the boy is still praying; "Thank you Lord for your kindness." Ten minutes go by and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down. The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend is even more surprised than the others. She gets close to the boy and says in his ear, "I didn't know you were so religious."

The boy replies, "I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!"

Hapo vipi ingekuwa wewe

Tehe,tehe,tih,tih,heh, heh uuuwih nimeipenda hii.

 

[ladyfurahia]

uwiiiiiiii jamani mbavu zangu mie more more & more joke

 

[Bakulutu]

tooooooooooooobaaa,,,