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[Dark City]

I really miss our old way of handling sweet issues!!

 

[Heaven on Earth]

mi ukiniletea mkungu wa ndizi nakurudisha nao lol.....

 

[Dark City]

Wakuu wa mambo ya kutoa romantic gifts...njooni mnipe maoni yenu kuhusu hii kitu..
The Boss, Fixed Point, KOKUTONA, snowhite, Mwanyasi, PakaJimmy, Preta, @gfsowin, CHUAKACHARA, Blaki Womani, Mzee wa Rula, Filipo, marejesho....

 

[snowhite]

Hahahahahaha
Kuna mtu nilikuwa naona raha akinyeshewa na mvuaaaa!

 

[Dark City]

mi ukiniletea mkungu wa ndizi nakurudisha nao lol.....

Is it not romantic?

You not being fair Heaven on Earth..

 

[luisajr]

Mwenzangu saivi hayawezekani hata kidogo...ila ndo ilikuaga vzuri sana

 

[snowhite]

Babu zamani mahaba yalikuwa mahabani kwa kweli!
How sweet kubebewa ndoo ya maji au hata kutwishwa tu!.
Ile eye contacts ndoo ikishafika kwenye kata!
Aaaaaargh!

 

[Khantwe]

Babu zamani mahaba yalikuwa mahabani kwa kweli!
How sweet kubebewa ndoo ya maji au hata kutwishwa tu!.
Ile eye contacts ndoo ikishafika kwenye kata!
Aaaaaargh!

Lol.....umentamanisha kurudi kijijini

 

[Tyta]

Enzi za chips sahani mia tatu..soda ya vinto na skayuwayu....back in the days...when all what a girl needed frm a man was a job & d*ck..daaaaaamn....

 

[Dark City]

Hahahahahaha
Kuna mtu nilikuwa naona raha akinyeshewa na mvuaaaa!

That was sweet as well ila mlikuwa mnatutesa!

 

[snowhite]

Lol.....umentamanisha kurudi kijijini

Af ujue shurti maji yakumwagikie ukiwa unatwishqa ndoo!
Sasa yakimwagikia kifuani hatari
Yakimwagikia mgongoni baraaa!

 

[mangi jr]

Tatizo zaman hapakuwa na kuhonga pesa, we mkungu wa ndizi, maembe na maparachichi. Na maneno mazuri ka mtunga mashairi vile!

 

[Dark City]

Mwenzangu saivi hayawezekani hata kidogo...ila ndo ilikuaga vzuri sana

Kweli ila nadhani hawa vijana wangejaribu kuiga kitu kutoka kwenye timu ya wazee wa 1947!

 

[Jonatus]

mi ukiniletea mkungu wa ndizi nakurudisha nao lol.....

Hahaha aisee. ..utataka uletewe nini?

 

[Dark City]

Tatizo zaman hapakuwa na kuhonga pesa, we mkungu wa ndizi, maembe na maparachichi. Na maneno mazuri ka mtunga mashairi vile!

Umenikumbusha suala la nyimbo na mashairi...

Kuna kabila moja la Uganda wana wimbo mmoja binti anasema kwamba, "mbona umenibembeleza sana? Unajua nikimwambia mama ataniua??""

 

[snowhite]

That was sweet as well ila mlikuwa mnatutesa!

Sa hukumbuki ilikuwa lazma tuwafute na kona ya kanga mkija mmeloa!
Na swala zima la kuambiwa " jamaaaani umeloa hiiiiivi,Poole "
Ile sauti babu!
Sauuuuti ile iliyokuwa inatoa hiyo sentensi!

 

[snowhite]

Tatizo zaman hapakuwa na kuhonga pesa, we mkungu wa ndizi, maembe na maparachichi. Na maneno mazuri ka mtunga mashairi vile!

Na yalikuwa maneno matamu kweli kweli!
Ennhenhenhr tulikuwa tunajinyonga nyonga vip vitandani zile verse zikiecho! .
Siku hiz wasichana sijui wanabembelezwa na nini?

 

[CHIEF MP]

The old is gold!!!

 

[JEKI]

mi ukiniletea mkungu wa ndizi nakurudisha nao lol.....

kizazi cha nyoka, bila tablet husikilizwi.

 

[snowhite]

Umenikumbusha suala la nyimbo na mashairi...

Kuna kabila moja la Uganda wana wimbo mmoja binti anasema kwamba, "mbona umenibembeleza sana? Unajua nikimwambia mama ataniua??""

ahahahahahaha na walikuwa wanatuua kweli!
Nimefiiiinywa Miiimi! Acha tu!
Ila sasa unafinywa usiku kesho huendi kisimani keshpkutwa unaenda unaanza kuonyesha makovu!
Unapewaje pole!kama ndo painkillers vile!
Unaanzaje kulia uuuuuuuupya!