HAYA MA-T-shirts na maneno duh...

[Given Edward]

"I used to jog 5 times a day then I found a shortcut"

 

[nziriye]

nimemwona mmachinga akiwa kavaa t-shirt imeandikwa

-look at me,i work in mortuary

 

[PALANGAVANU]

nilimuona jamaa kavaa tshirt imeandikwa 100% wicked

 

[Gaga]

Kuna hiyo moja iliandikwa, What ever you look at me, I know im HOT mpaka leo ninayo

 

[Wandugu Masanja]

I'm a person your mother warn you about it

 

[nziriye]

I'm a person your mother warn you about it

inaelekea we mkaaaaale,

 

[B'REAL]

''am your dad''
"kiss my ass''
''am streat dreams''

 

[nziriye]

Wise fools dad...yani nimemcheka huyu mtu hadi nimelia

 

[mzeelapa]

Jamani waungwana hivi wa-tz tunavaa ma-t-shirts bila kujua maana za maneno yaliyoandikwa ama ni kuvaa tu bila kujua,hebu ona baadhi ya maneno ktk ma-tshirts ya vijana niliyokutana nayo :-



-Don'T look at my tshirt ,your girlfriend gave me
-I am a gay ,look at my ass
-Look at me ,i look at bee
-Stupid person wear this t-shirt
-Am a virgin not yet touched
-Usiponipenda mimi ,inama halafu jamba
-sukuma mavi .



Eti wana-jf kwa mliyokutana na maneno mengne ktk t-shirts tuyaweke jamvini....

Wana JF hilo lenye rangi ya kijani mnaelewa ana maana gani??? Nilivyoelewa ni kwamba aliyevaa Tshirt hiyo anahitaji majambos....

 

[Wandugu Masanja]

wise man never married when he married he will be otherwise

 

[Wandugu Masanja]

inaelekea we mkaaaaale,

what do you mean Mkaale?

 

[Katavi]

what do you mean Mkaale?

Labda anamaanisha Mkali.

 

[Katavi]

I'm your dad!

 

[nziriye]

what do you mean Mkaale?

Doh ,ni lugha za vijana wa kileo wakitaka sema mkali wanasema mkale.

 

[Washawasha]

leo nimeliona moja: Hold my drink i want to kiss your girlfriend

 

[nziriye]

leo nimeliona moja: Hold my drink i want to kiss your girlfriend

unataka ngumi hapo kama unabisia we jaribu uone...

 

[Tausi Mzalendo]

Nliona mdada kavaa " I ONLY SLEEP WITH THE BEST"
Nilimwangalia kwa mshangao..akaniambie....YES... ITS TRUE..i only sleep with the best!

 

[Raimundo]

Have Milk?

Afu nguo ya hivi unakuta kavaa mdada mwenye kifua cha kujaaliwa.

 

[Raimundo]

Nilishaipenda moja alikuwa amevaa mrembo mmoja chuo kimoja cha hapa mjini inasema 'I am too pretty to do math'.

 

[Shauri]

Hasira hasara

**** terrorist

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