was made in his image(okay?)
I even work in mysterious ways,like I'd rather be potent,I be a criminal
I even burn the bush like Moses.
Coz everybody knows Jesus hanged with the criminals and the Prostitutes.
Everybody knows Jesus Turned pure water into wine.
So I sit and sip gin while reading genesis about Apple eating dumbasses.
PS:
I had my heart broken by a Chagga,I went and found me a Sukuma with a bigger butt and only God can judge me(that's only if he still gives a f*ck)