Every dad's worst nightmare!

[BAK]

Hahahahahaha lol! Mie mkubwa banaaa hata sharubu zimeanza kuota lol!. Acha hizo tayari nina darubini yangu ili nione vizuri nisipitwe na chochote. Nataka kuhakikisha tu kama kweli maini yako yamezeeka sitayagusa kabisa. 😛😛

Hahahaha, maadili yananikataza kumkomaza mtoto, ukikua utaona.

 

[Husninyo]

Nichumu basi Mwajuma....

Mwaaaaaaaahhh, upo wapi nikufate. Usingizi hauji bila kufumuana leo

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Mwaaaaaaaahhh, upo wapi nikufate. Usingizi hauji bila kufumuana leo

Nipo hapa Masai Garden...chukua bajaji uje basi....au nimtume Abuu aje akuchukue?

 

[Husninyo]

Hahahahahaha lol! Mie mkubwa banaaa hata sharubu zimeanza kuota lol!. Acha hizo tayari nina darubini yangu ili nione vizuri nisipitwe na chochote. Nataka kuhakikisha tu kama kweli maini yako yamezeeka sitayagusa kabisa. 😛😛

Ukitaka kuhakikisha uzee wa maini yangu sharti uyaguse guse ati, uminye minye. Kama utaweza hilo sharti ruksa. Hiyo darubini yako labda ukahakikishe maini ya King'asti.

 

[BAK]

Hilo umepata ila usianze tu kutoa sauti za ajabu ajabu wakati nayaminya minya na kuyagusa gusa maini yako.😛😛😛

Ukitaka kuhakikisha uzee wa maini yangu sharti uyaguse guse ati, uminye minye. Kama utaweza hilo sharti ruksa. Hiyo darubini yako labda ukahakikishe maini ya King'asti.

 

[Husninyo]

Nipo hapa Masai Garden...chukua bajaji uje basi....au nimtume Abuu aje akuchukue?

Bajaji sahv kabaridi ntaganda. Angalia namna nyingine

 

[Husninyo]

Hilo umepata ila usianze tu kutoa sauti za ajabu ajabu wakati nayaminya minya na kuyagusa gusa maini yako.😛😛😛

Hahahahah, sasa kujua uzee wake si hadi usikie ishara na ishara yenyewe ndo hiyo sauti. Kwan hupendi kelele, uje na plasta wakati wa zoezi

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Bajaji sahv kabaridi ntaganda. Angalia namna nyingine

Ngoja basi nimecheki Mustafa na teksi yake...

 

[BAK]

hahahahahaha lol! inategemea namna ya kelele husika kama zile zinazosikika mpaka mtaa wa kumi 🙂🙂🙂 au zile ambazo nazisikia mimi tu. Wewe kelele zako ni za namna gani?

Hahahahah, sasa kujua uzee wake si hadi usikie ishara na ishara yenyewe ndo hiyo sauti. Kwan hupendi kelele, uje na plasta wakati wa zoezi

 

[Husninyo]

Ngoja basi nimecheki Mustafa na teksi yake...

Nishaanza safari nikifika ntakubipuu

 

[Husninyo]

hahahahahaha lol! inatehemea namna ya kelele husika kama zile zinasikika mpaka mtaa wa kumi 🙂🙂🙂 au zile ambazo nazisikia mimi tu. Wewe kelele zako ni za namna gani?

Kelele zangu za kisela tu, kelele nyingi kwani unatest uzee au unatoa mapepo. Lol

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Nishaanza safari nikifika ntakubipuu

Umevaa nini?

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Hahaaa USA baby wachucu hawavai hirizi kiunoni bana....

wanavaaga kifuani

 

[Husninyo]

Umevaa nini?

Kile kiwalo ulichonletea zawadi. USA giiiiiffftt

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Kile kiwalo ulichonletea zawadi. USA giiiiiffftt

Umepulizia na ule unyunyu?

 

[Husninyo]

Umepulizia na ule unyunyu?

We utaona, ukijiskia kulamba hewa ujue ni mimi nimefika.

 

[cognition]

Kwa hiyo juzi juzi tu Malia alienda kwenye tamasha la Lollapalooza.



While there she was caught on camera twerking and flashing some of her [meager] goodies.

I think either this year or next year, she will be college bound. She's now a young adult.

But damn..her [Malia's] twerking got me thinking...that one day my cute little one will be college bound as well and lord knows what happens there [coz been there done that].

If there's one thing that causes me to lose sleep at night it's the prospect of my daughter starting to deal with boys.

I don't even want her to be twerking and doing all that kinda crap.

But I know that's a losing battle...there's no way I can win it.

So just imagine you see your cute little girl twerking on stage like that!

From a man's perspective I feel Mr. Obama.

For real, for real.

Kuna clip nyingine dogo(malia obama)ana smoke weed,naona ilikuwa tukio moja na hiyo clip uliyoweka

 

[kabanga]

Kipindi kigumu Kwa wazazi...!!!

 

[Omerta]

Ukikosea anakuambia ukalete fimbo mwenyewe tena fimbo zilizotulia, unakula mboko hadi unanyooka.

Je umenyooka kweli!?

 

[mkorinto]

Kinachokera ni kwamba hakafanani na kalichokifanya.