Every dad's worst nightmare!

Mugunga said:

Mada imenigusa.Kila Mara huwa namfikiria binti yangu.Itakuwaje atakapobarehe?Atanisikiriza tena kama sasa?Katika yote hayo sipendi hata kidogo kuwaza kuwa atamvulia chupi mwanamume.daah, so sad.

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Hahaaa it's called life. So get over it.

But I hear you.

Nyani Ngabu said:

Hahaaa USA baby wachucu hawavai hirizi kiunoni bana....

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Mh! we nawe chachandu unaita hirizi? wee wapi kwani?mbona unanchekesha bwana!

Makuta said:

Mh! we nawe chachandu unaita hirizi? wee wapi kwani?mbona unanchekesha bwana!

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To each his own.

soul provider said:

Tatzo wenzetu hawawezi kuwacharaza mbakola watoto wao! Ingekua hapa bongo, huyo binti angetafuta fimbo mwenyewe arudi nazo nyumbani..

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Si sahihi hapa bongo mabinti wetu wameharibika zaidi na tunawaogopa hata kuwakaripia achana na fito-huko maji marefu

Mugunga said:

Mada imenigusa.Kila Mara huwa namfikiria binti yangu.Itakuwaje atakapobarehe?Atanisikiriza tena kama sasa?Katika yote hayo sipendi hata kidogo kuwaza kuwa atamvulia chupi mwanamume.daah, so sad.

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Dah! mkuu hapo naona kama umetumia neno kali kwa mabinti,nadhani labda ungesema atapovunja ungo au hata atakapofikia umri huo,lakini kubalehe sio poa,kubalehe naona kama kwa wavulana ndio ina soumd poa.

Nyani Ngabu said:

To each his own.

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Sijakuelewa boss, kitu gani?

Nyani Ngabu Mtoto kesha kuwa huyo mleteni aje achezwe mkole, pale Buruni Malapa tuna intake ya September awahi.

Makuta said:

Sijakuelewa boss, kitu gani?

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Yaani kila mtu kivyake...anayependa hayo mambo, sawa. Asiyependa na kuyaona kama ni mauchafu au mahirizi naye poa tu.

Kila mtu ana haki ya kuyapenda au kutokuyapenda au kuyaona vyovyote vile.

Hence, to each his/ her own.

Understood?

Nyani Ngabu said:

Yaani kila mtu kivyake...anayependa hayo mambo, sawa. Asiyependa na kuyaona kama ni mauchafu au mahirizi naye poa tu.

Kila mtu ana haki ya kuyapenda au kutokuyapenda au kuyaona vyovyote vile.

Hence, to each his/ her own.

Understood?

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Understood,boss

Kuna mchizi mmoja alisema Obama hana "nguvu za kiume". Ndiyo maana kazalisha watoto wa kike watupu.

Kiranga said:

Kuna mchizi mmoja alisema Obama hana "nguvu za kiume". Ndiyo maana kazalisha watoto wa kike watupu.

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Hahaaaaa watu bana!

Kwa hiyo kuzaa watoto wawili tu wa kike ndo hana nguvu za kiume?

Hizi imani hizi! Good grief!

manuu said:

Watoto wa kike huwa na choice zao tofauti na matamanio ya wazazi wao kabisa....Usije shangaa Malia akamzimia Rapper mmoja muhuni mbaya ndo akawa chaguo lake huyo...

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Kuna wakati huyu mtoto alikuwa anamshobokea Soulja Boy kichinichini.

soul provider said:

Tatzo wenzetu hawawezi kuwacharaza mbakola watoto wao! Ingekua hapa bongo, huyo binti angetafuta fimbo mwenyewe arudi nazo nyumbani..

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Imagine angekua binti wa uncle duh hakika angekatisha ziara na kurudi Dar fast kutoa dozi nzito ya fimbo na asubuhi ingemkuta pale Segedansa.

McDonaldJr said:

Imagine angekua binti wa uncle duh hakika angekatisha ziara na kurudi Dar fast kutoa dozi nzito ya fimbo na asubuhi ingemkuta pale Segedansa.

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Huyo angeua aisee..

Nimtolee mbuzi wangapi aje tz?

I have a son....

Muosha huoshwa!

soul provider said:

Tatzo wenzetu hawawezi kuwacharaza mbakola watoto wao! Ingekua hapa bongo, huyo binti angetafuta fimbo mwenyewe arudi nazo nyumbani..

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Hahahaaa! Umenikumbusha my mom.

atoto said:

Hahahaaa! Umenikumbusha my mom.

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Alikuwa anakutandika mboko?

Nyani Ngabu said:

Alikuwa anakutandika mboko?

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Ukikosea anakuambia ukalete fimbo mwenyewe tena fimbo zilizotulia, unakula mboko hadi unanyooka.