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[Mndengereko]

Wanasema ukipanga safari na mkeo au mpenzi wako kama mnaenda saa moja asubuhi mwamshe saa kumi mwambie tunawahi saa kumi na mbili
Mpe muda ajiandae na achague nguo ya kuvaa na kiatu na makeup zake na hereni na kidani na saa na pochi yaani mwachie nafasi maana kuoga atatumia nusu saa ila kuvaa sasa mpaka aje amalize nisaa mbili zitaisha
Anaweza kutoka ndani anaondoka mara akakumbuka kitu akarudi tena faster kumbe amesahau tuu kujua hereni yake inaonekanaje miss chagga na Preta msinipige ila ni ukweli Excel shikamoooo

kwenye hili naona wanawake wa tanzania nzima wanafanana haijalishi ni Mndengereko , Mchagga msukuma au Mpare

 

[Mndengereko]

Hahahaaaa... They like varieties... Ndo maana wanakuwaga bored na wanaume wanaotabirika tabirika kirahisi... wanapenda tastes mbali mbali.. Ila kidume kawaida sana.

''Women and cats will set the thing, Men and dogs will get used to the idea'' nimesahau nimekoti nani.
CC Mr Rocky, Mndengereko, Ntunzu, Excel, afu we miss chagga bado sijabutua endelea kujificha.

mi nasubiri nione kwenye hili watajitetea vipi? maana wao kwa kujitetea nwdays ni mabingwa.

 

[Mr Rocky]

Kaka wee Mr Rocky kusoma hakuishi tangu siku hiyo nami nikaijua sasa hiyo rangi....

Mkuu OLESAIDIMU mi nitajie hizo rangi ila mimi ukileta blue yoyote sijui dack blue au navy blue au sijui blue gani mi najua ni blue nakwa kweli mi huwa nasema wazi kwenye rangi ahh mtu asijisumbue

 

[Mr Rocky]

kwenye hili naona wanawake wa tanzania nzima wanafanana haijalishi ni Mndengereko , Mchagga msukuma au Mpare

Mkuu Mndengereko umeona eehhh ila ni hawa wa mjini bana yule wa kule Ikwiriri yeye akishaoga anajipaka zake Vaseline na gauni lake la sikukuu moja tuu alilo nalo na kikapu cha sokoni twende kazini

 

[Vaislay]

wanawake wanajua sana sababu ya makicheni party,masend off, mi harusi...mambo ya kutafuta sare

Mambo ya utupiaji pia....

 

[utafiti]

Mimi nazijua vizuri rangi kila siku nacheza nazo kwenye graphics.......japo ndio sehemu ngumu maana unaweza ukachanganya marangi kinyonga mwenyewe akitia mguu hajui pa kuanzia.

Hahahaha mkuu nimecheka sana

 

[Janjaweed]

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this is so true

 

[mankachara]

mimi nazijua rangi chache sana
Black = rangi ya ngozi zetu
Red = rangi ya damu
Green = rangi ya majani
White = rangi ya ugali
Yellow = rangi ya watawala
ukiacha apo sina nyengine ninayoijua

 

[OLESAIDIMU]

mimi nazijua rangi chache sana
Black = rangi ya ngozi zetu
Red = rangi ya damu
Green = rangi ya majani
White = rangi ya ugali
Yellow = rangi ya watawala
ukiacha apo sina nyengine ninayoijua

Ha ha haaa umesahau na rangi za noti baaaas kwisha kazi

 

[Mndengereko]

Mkuu Mndengereko umeona eehhh ila ni hawa wa mjini bana yule wa kule Ikwiriri yeye akishaoga anajipaka zake Vaseline na gauni lake la sikukuu moja tuu alilo nalo na kikapu cha sokoni twende kazini

sure ila tuwaache wajirembe ndiyo mapambo yetu. ila sema tu wanazidisha na kutojua kwenda na wakati hasa unapokuwa na haraka na ukipanga nae kutoka wanapenda sana timepressure.

 

[miss chagga]

Hahahaaaa... They like varieties... Ndo maana wanakuwaga bored na wanaume wanaotabirika tabirika kirahisi... wanapenda tastes mbali mbali.. Ila kidume kawaida sana.

''Women and cats will set the thing, Men and dogs will get used to the idea'' nimesahau nimekoti nani.
CC Mr Rocky, Mndengereko, Ntunzu, Excel, afu we miss chagga bado sijabutua endelea kujificha.

Tized i have stress ma dia acha tu

 

[google helper]

daaah kweli zinachanganya ila kias najitahidi thanks GOD

 

[Eshy m.s]

Hahahaaaa. Kabisa aisee.
Nachukia attention. Huwa natamani kuwepo halafu kama sipo.
Wanaume sisi kuvaa ni simpo sana. ukiwa na kiatu chako cha maana cha ngozi, mkanda wa maana na saa ya maana.. hivyo vingine vinabaki tu kupangilia rang ya suruali na mashati....

Wanawake sasa?... wana vitu zaidi ya laki nane na hadi aje kujua anavaa nini au kipi siku hiyo... tayari ana headache... (sio wote lkn) wapendwa wangu miss neddy na Eshy m.s msije nipiga mawe. Excel najua ni mzee wa kulipuka mavito nini nini!!!

mpenziiii

 

[Eshy m.s]

wanaume wengi hawajui rangi ni kwa nini?

 

[Mapi]

Hahahhahaha pole Mapi

asante sana mkuu

 

[Tized]

Pole sana mwaya... njoo nikupetipeti bibie

Tized i have stress ma dia acha tu

 

[Tized]

Sweet love... Not a second has passed without missing you!!!

mpenziiii

 

[miss chagga]

Pole sana mwaya... njoo nikupetipeti bibie

nitakuganda ujue

 

[Mchochezi]

duuh..kweli

 

[Eshy m.s]

Sweet love... Not a second has passed without missing you!!!

nimekumiss hadi najisikia vibaya