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Helicobacter pylori · Nov 6, 2016

Huyo ni binamu yako, na "Binamu nyama ya hamu" wahenga walisema,

Hapo hakuna laana wala mikosi....
Itendee vyema shauku ya binamu yako, anakutegemea ndio maana anajiweka vyema ili utungue.
Sasa we jifanye sitaki nataka...
Bahati haziji mara mbili, ikirudi huo ni mkosi.

kabugira · Nov 6, 2016

Crocodiletooth said:
kabila zingine binamu wanaoa kabisa/
binamu kinyama cha hamu/ waarabu na wapemba kama FaizaFoxy wanaoana tu./

Mimi niliandaliwa kabisa mtoto wa mjomba, nikimaliza shule nije nikaoe, mamaliza degree yangu kenyewe ndo kanamaliza darasa la 7. Nilifika nyimbani kakawa kanajiweka karibu na mimi, nilikapotezea, siku hizi kananiambia eti mimi nilikiwa mjinga sana kwa vile eti kalikuwa kananiletea maku mimi nikawa sijitambui. Hivi karibuni imebidi nimbamize, akafurahi sana, sasa anataka kizoea ma mimi nimeshahamisha majeshi. i.e. nimesha retreat!!!

kabugira · Nov 6, 2016

Ihunguru said:
Kama mnaazimana vipodozi japo umejitetea ni mafuta ameshakuona huna madhara kwake a.k.a nyuki wa mashineni kwa upande wangu nimegundua wewe ni mwanaume wa....any way maisha ndivyo yalivyo

Kwa manenoengine ni kwamba binti ameshamuona kama na yeye ni mwnzake!!!!

Jiraniyetu · Nov 6, 2016

kabugira said:
Kwa manenoengine ni kwamba binti ameshamuona kama na yeye ni mwnzake!!!!

Aaaaaa!!wakuu mnistahi kidogo jamani..

LadyAJ · Nov 6, 2016

data said:
Mtoto wa mjomba sio ndugu hata kidogo. Ila shinda vishawishi..

Mjomba ni Mama yako, kama kumla umle kwa tamaa zako! Usisafirie utelezi waliotelezea wengine Mkuu!

LadyAJ · Nov 6, 2016

Crocodiletooth said:
kabila zingine binamu wanaoa kabisa/
binamu kinyama cha hamu/ waarabu na wapemba kama FaizaFoxy wanaoana tu./

Usitumie kabila kufanya uchaguzi wa maisha yako,maisha ni mipango binafsi acha kumshinikiza mwenzio afanye ujinga!

LadyAJ · Nov 6, 2016

Waswahili husema
"Kila mla cha mwenziwe,na chake huliwa" sasa wewe kula cha Mjomba wako na wewe si una Dada zako watoto wake nao watakuja kula vyako, InshaAllah

Seneta Wa Mtwiz · Nov 6, 2016

Jiraniyetu said:
Ndugu zangu wanajamvi,,kwanza naomba niulize,mtoto wa MJOMBA angu ni ndugu kivile?..Tumekuwa tukiishi na huyo mtoto wa mjomba angu kwa kipindi kirefu,,mwanzoni ilikuwa kawaida tu maana alikuwa bado mdogo,ila sasahivi chuchu konzi,,msambwana umenawili,,kwahiyo ameanza kubadilika,muda mwingine anaweza kuwasha mziki nikipita anajisogeza nimbambie ila nakataa,,muda mwingine anakuja kunikaribisha chakula anaingia bila hata kupiga hodi nakuta hata nimetoka kuoga halafu dushe limeninginia yeye anaingia tu,,,muda mwingine anavaa kanga moko tu,,au akitoka kuoga anakuja chumbani kwangu hukukhanga imeloa anadai mafuta yake yameisha eti nimpe yangu ila akigeuka anatingisha...Sasa najiuliza,,nimle?au ntakosea?..maana namimi ni binadamu stimu huwa zinapanda muda mwingine..Naombeni ushauri jamani..

MKUU,

WEKA PICHA,
KISHA NI_PM NAMBA YAKE YA SIMU
NIKUPE USHAURI MADHUBUTI!

Jiraniyetu said:
Ndugu zangu wanajamvi,,kwanza naomba niulize,mtoto wa MJOMBA angu ni ndugu kivile?..Tumekuwa tukiishi na huyo mtoto wa mjomba angu kwa kipindi kirefu,,mwanzoni ilikuwa kawaida tu maana alikuwa bado mdogo,ila sasahivi chuchu konzi,,msambwana umenawili,,kwahiyo ameanza kubadilika,muda mwingine anaweza kuwasha mziki nikipita anajisogeza nimbambie ila nakataa,,muda mwingine anakuja kunikaribisha chakula anaingia bila hata kupiga hodi nakuta hata nimetoka kuoga halafu dushe limeninginia yeye anaingia tu,,,muda mwingine anavaa kanga moko tu,,au akitoka kuoga anakuja chumbani kwangu hukukhanga imeloa anadai mafuta yake yameisha eti nimpe yangu ila akigeuka anatingisha...Sasa najiuliza,,nimle?au ntakosea?..maana namimi ni binadamu stimu huwa zinapanda muda mwingine..Naombeni ushauri jamani..

Domhome · Nov 6, 2016

Jiraniyetu said:
Ndugu zangu wanajamvi,,kwanza naomba niulize,mtoto wa MJOMBA angu ni ndugu kivile?..Tumekuwa tukiishi na huyo mtoto wa mjomba angu kwa kipindi kirefu,,mwanzoni ilikuwa kawaida tu maana alikuwa bado mdogo,ila sasahivi chuchu konzi,,msambwana umenawili,,kwahiyo ameanza kubadilika,muda mwingine anaweza kuwasha mziki nikipita anajisogeza nimbambie ila nakataa,,muda mwingine anakuja kunikaribisha chakula anaingia bila hata kupiga hodi nakuta hata nimetoka kuoga halafu dushe limeninginia yeye anaingia tu,,,muda mwingine anavaa kanga moko tu,,au akitoka kuoga anakuja chumbani kwangu hukukhanga imeloa anadai mafuta yake yameisha eti nimpe yangu ila akigeuka anatingisha...Sasa najiuliza,,nimle?au ntakosea?..maana namimi ni binadamu stimu huwa zinapanda muda mwingine..Naombeni ushauri jamani..

KOO MBILI TOFAUTI HIZO, WEWE KANYAGA TU......HOPEFULLY, KUNA ULICHOFANYA NA HAPA WATAFUTA UHALALI

Mustaphagentleman · Nov 6, 2016

Mimi nimekula Binamu mpaka alipo olewa we kula

asmaa80 · Nov 6, 2016

The Transporter said:
Huyo ni ndugu yako kabisa achanae kabisa ikijulikana italeta shida kwenye familia hebu kwanza nipatie namba yake na yeye nimkanye

ha ha ha ha ha ah ah wewe ni MWEHU duh.

asmaa80 · Nov 6, 2016

Inaonekana wewe pia kuna mazingira umeyatengeza mpaka yeye akawa hivyo, kama ingekuwa mkali kama kaka asingethubutu hata siku moja, siku ya kwanza tu ungemfokea na kumtishia kumsemea angeacha, Sasa mlale halafu apate mimba uje uombe ushauri tena ufanyeje??

LadyAJ · Nov 6, 2016

Domhome said:
KOO MBILI TOFAUTI HIZO, WEWE KANYAGA TU......HOPEFULLY, KUNA ULICHOFANYA NA HAPA WATAFUTA UHALALI

Ndugu zako wa kweli ni wa upande wa Mama, baba yaweza kuwa alibambikiwa tu kisicho chake

Cham Bee · Nov 6, 2016

logframe said:
Ikimbie zinaa kama kijana Daudi kwa yule mke wa mfalme, ila mawazo yako yamuone kama dada au mama yako...ukimchukulia hivi hutoweza kunyanyua mshipa wako.... Usile ni haramu kwako...huwezi jua nawe generation yako usiinajisi

Kumbe Adam alikosea kwa Hawa?

Mwanamayu · Nov 6, 2016

Sky Eclat said:
Mpotezee ni hormonal changes zinamsumbua, hajielewi.

Sasa si bora amwambie ukweli kuwa hiyo ni wrong number. Halafu humo ndani huwa hatoki?

Mwanamayu · Nov 6, 2016

Jiraniyetu said:
Ndugu zangu wanajamvi,,kwanza naomba niulize,mtoto wa MJOMBA angu ni ndugu kivile?..Tumekuwa tukiishi na huyo mtoto wa mjomba angu kwa kipindi kirefu,,mwanzoni ilikuwa kawaida tu maana alikuwa bado mdogo,ila sasahivi chuchu konzi,,msambwana umenawili,,kwahiyo ameanza kubadilika,muda mwingine anaweza kuwasha mziki nikipita anajisogeza nimbambie ila nakataa,,muda mwingine anakuja kunikaribisha chakula anaingia bila hata kupiga hodi nakuta hata nimetoka kuoga halafu dushe limeninginia yeye anaingia tu,,,muda mwingine anavaa kanga moko tu,,au akitoka kuoga anakuja chumbani kwangu hukukhanga imeloa anadai mafuta yake yameisha eti nimpe yangu ila akigeuka anatingisha...Sasa najiuliza,,nimle?au ntakosea?..maana namimi ni binadamu stimu huwa zinapanda muda mwingine..Naombeni ushauri jamani..

Yawezekana mjomba wako alichomekewa huyo mtoto kwani mvuto kwa ndugu ni ngumu sana kutokea. Toa taarifa kwa wahusika kiaina kuwa binti amebadilika na haeleweki.

Ngoromiko · Nov 6, 2016

Mr.Junior said:
Acha kuchelewa Wewe tafuna kitu hiyo maisha yaendelee.

Yeah, that comes out clearly when one reads between the lines of your previous response.

Sky Eclat · Nov 6, 2016

Mwanamayu said:
Sasa si bora amwambie ukweli kuwa hiyo ni wrong number. Halafu humo ndani huwa hatoki?

Hata uwe unapenda vipi ukiona mwanaume anakutolea nje unachoka.

Kapyungu A · Nov 6, 2016

Ha ha hatari

mbalizi1 · Nov 6, 2016

Watoto wa mama

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