Chelsea FC (The Blues) | Special Thread

Mvina said:
The EPL will be back soon..
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Wacha kelele, hata ikirudi huwa huonekani hapa jukwaani mkianza kufungwa khe khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee na mwaka huu mna kazi si umeona mlivyoponea chupu chupu kule Malay ...... ......, na zile tactic zenu zipo mitandaoani ... ... khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeee

Bora hata Elnino aseme.
 



Sikiliza bwana mdogo umenikuta hapa Wacha longo longo ... ...

Khe khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee



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Wacha1 said:
Sikiliza bwana mdogo umenikuta hapa Wacha longo longo ... ... Khe khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee​
Wakuu taratibu ngumi za nini mapema hivi?
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Drogba jembe Always!
 


khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee






New boy in town ... ....

Khe khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Peasant said:
Idiot.
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Khe khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee tunachubiri Tor the Res afunge nasikia hata ugenini hajafunga .... ...... .... £50 nillion zimekwenda kwa alijojo. Nasikia mpunga kutoka kwa Abraham O Vich umekwisha kutokana na recession itabidi muongeze nguvu kwenye kuuza unga. khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee licha ya wizi .... ..... ... wacha vituko.
 

Crap babu
 
Mbwembwe hizo sasa
 



TORR OF BEAUTY ... Fernando Torres fires home against West Ham

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Hilo ni goli pekee alilofunga Tor The res against West Ham ambao wameshuka daraja.

Tor the res cost £50 million

Played 18 matches

Scored 1 goal

Paid £180 000 a week


Chacha chichi mashabiki tinachubiri hii investment ya nguvu ianze kurudisha faida khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Chacha chijui na huyu atakubaliwa kupanga timu,
maana Amanolo kausepa khe khe kheeeeeeeeee
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Wacha1 said:
TORR OF BEAUTY ... Fernando Torres fires home against West Ham

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Hilo ni goli pekee alilofunga Tor The res against West Ham ambao wameshuka daraja.

Tor the res cost £50 million

Played 18 matches

Scored 1 goal

Paid £180 000 a week
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Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich will today drive Spanish striker Fernando Torres into the middle of a big field and let him be free the club have confirmed, after the World Cup winner failed to be domesticated successfully into his London environment. The Russian billionaire claimed it was one of the hardest decisions he'd ever had to make, as a weak Torres will be forced to fend off wild prey like foxes, or possibly even a badger, but Abramovich concluded it was either that or flushing him down a toilet.

Torres, who was constantly falling over in front of goal and urinating on the Stamford Bridge reception rug was never likely to find another owner and whilst animal right activists argue releasing a crumbling forward straight back into the vast countryside of Britain could likely prove fatal, Chelsea claim that not even West Ham United were willing to make a bid.

Abramovich told gathering press ‘I have a receipt on my £50 million purchase, but the warranty only lasts for a month. I phoned the Liverpool hot desk but all I could hear was continuous laughing coming from down the other end of the phone, with the occasional taunt of ‘you mug!' thrown in. So I send sniper. And offer £60 million for Andy Carroll…How am I so rich?'




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Ng'wanza Madaso

Absolutely classic ..... ..... ..... .... khe khe khe khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 



Blues brother: Tor the Res (left) knows fans may seen him
as another flop like Andriy Shevchenko (right)





Time out: Torres takes a breather before speaking to reporters
as part of his duties to sponsor adidas






It's unfair: Tor the Res is still 'one of the best strikers in the world'
according to his Chelsea team-mates

Khe khe khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeee
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