Chamsha bongo kidogo.

[KARIA]

Mama Johnie ana watoto watatu, 1. June. 2. July watatu ataitwa nani?

 

[KARIA]

. A woman shoots her husband.Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.Finally, she hangs him.But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

 

[KARIA]

What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?

 

[Asprin]

Mama Johnie ana watoto watatu, 1. June. 2. July watatu ataitwa nani?

Wa tatu atakuwa Johnie labda kama huyo mama Johnie haitwi mama Johnie.