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[Bishanga]

Hahaha! Unajaribu kunichonganisha na lahazizi ila nasikitika kuwa hutaweza lol.

hivi yuko wapi siku hizi?

 

[klorokwini]

Kumbe ugoro unafukuza malaria?

Scientifically proved, pia unaongeza libido

 

[Bishanga]

klorokwini ni nyumba ndogo! Afu inakuhuuuu jamani? Pilipili usioila yakuwashia nini Bishanga?

wanawake wa siku hizi! kloro anayajua haya kwamba penzi la SL ni subdividable?

 

[sweetlady]

hivi yuko wapi siku hizi?

Niko nae hapa, piga uongee nae!

 

[klorokwini]

klorokwini ni nyumba ndogo! Afu inakuhuuuu jamani? Pilipili usioila yakuwashia nini Bishanga?

Sasa ukiweka hazarani nitakuja kumwagiwa tindikali honey. Think! chwitiledi think

 

[Bishanga]

We! Koma kumtaja husband manake atajing'ata huko aliko!

yuko wapi?

 

[Husninyo]

Sasa ndio akaona aje achafue majina ya wenzie jf lol.

Mie mzima swahiba wewe je?

sijambo mpendwa, huyu bishanga dawa yake inacheka, hawezi kutuharibia ndoa watoto wa mwanaume mwenzie.

 

[Bishanga]

Niko nae hapa, piga uongee nae!

unreachable! au bado kabanwa masaki?

 

[sweetlady]

Scientifically proved, pia unaongeza libido

Hahahaha! Bishanga umesikia kazi ya ugoro?

 

[klorokwini]

wacha we! tusiendelee kumwaga kuku kwenye mchele mwingi,tuishie hapa kamanda.

Tayari nimepokea kama PM nane za rushwa ili tusiendelee na hii sredi. Nipokee rushwa mkuu?

 

[sweetlady]

Sasa ukiweka hazarani nitakuja kumwagiwa tindikali honey. Think! chwitiledi think

Sorry honey, ujue Bishanga ananichanganya mpaka natoa siri ila usijali nitonye hatasoma.

 

[sweetlady]

unreachable! au bado kabanwa masaki?

Nani wa kumbana zaidi yangu?

 

[Dr Lizzy]

a bridge too far? nayo huwa inafikiwa tu.

Hamna hata mfereji. . . hilo daraja litoke wapi?

 

[Michael Scofield]

Tayari nimepokea kama PM nane za rushwa ili tusiendelee na hii sredi. Nipokee rushwa mkuu?

Kesi + Lawyer = Rushwa

 

[klorokwini]

Sorry honey, ujue Bishanga ananichanganya mpaka natoa siri ila usijali nitonye hatasoma.

Si nimeskia ile internet cafe ya kijijini kwao nitonye imefungwa? au waswahili wameanza uzushi wao?

 

[klorokwini]

Kesi + Lawyer = Rushwa

Mkuu equation haijabalance apo rushwa mainaz kamshahara ambako kwa miezi miwili napata client mmoja tu tena analeta kesi ya kudaiwa ili nimtetee asilipe deni. Nafunga ofisi karibuni

 

[Bishanga]

sijambo mpendwa, huyu bishanga dawa yake inacheka, hawezi kutuharibia ndoa watoto wa mwanaume mwenzie.

tukishuhudia jambo tusiseme?

 

[Bishanga]

Hamna hata mfereji. . . hilo daraja litoke wapi?

when the going gets tough,the tough get going....
i am tough Lizzy....yes i am!

 

[Bishanga]

Hahahaha! Bishanga umesikia kazi ya ugoro?

you mean nitts anatumia ugoro,du!

 

[klorokwini]

when the going gets tough,the tough get going....
i am tough Lizzy....yes i am!

Dah! skujua kumbe mzazi unatema ung'eng'e kuliko anodi shwazinega.