Being Single Is Now a Disability, According to the World Health Organization

[Kasie]

Enjoying being a single lady.....

 

[Espy_]

Daaah Mke Wang umeanza lini kuchepuka?? Huyo Eli79 ni nan? Mbona nakuheshimu Sana Mke Wang lkn unanifanyia hivi au unataka na mimi nichepuke??

Baby twende chumbani tukayamalize.

 

[Khantwe]

Haujaacha tu uchawi?

Si umenifundisha wewe

 

[Khantwe]

Hahah ila bado wewe ni mlemavu mpaka unionjeshe tunda

Nikuonjeshe mara ngapi au unamzuga Thad hapa

 

[Espy_]

Sitaki

Ila unakubali.

 

[Espy_]

Chepuka na wewe shemeji hakuna namna

Mfyuuuu!

 

[Khantwe]

Mfyuuuu!

Teh teh

 

[wax]

Baby twende chumbani tukayamalize.

Tuyamalize kivip baby

 

[wax]

Mimi nitakusaidia ukisema unataka kulizamisha shem noti azawaiz[emoji23][emoji23]

Nisaidie bas kulizamisha Shem

 

[ERoni]

Daaah Mke Wang umeanza lini kuchepuka?? Huyo Eli79 ni nan? Mbona nakuheshimu Sana Mke Wang lkn unanifanyia hivi au unataka na mimi nichepuke??

Kiongozi tule tunawe mikono, tufute mdomo halafu tuendelee bwana. Mwenzako kapewa bure, hana hiyana[emoji23][emoji23]

 

[ERoni]

Enjoying being a single lady.....

Hivi dada, kuwa single hakumaanishi kuwa yale mambo yetu hatupati?

 

[ERoni]

Umepeleka wapi mawazo kwani baby?

Damu inajaa[emoji39][emoji39][emoji39]

 

[luckyline]

Ifikapo January usingle natupa kuleee

 

[Khantwe]

Nisaidie bas kulizamisha Shem

Now you are talking, sio unabaki kumlilia mwanamke kama espy. Kwani hukuwahi kujiuliza umemkosea nini Mungu hadi akakupa mwanamke kama huyo? Wewe unahitaji wanawake tuliotulia kama sisi hapa

 

[James Comey]

Serikali itusaidie

Serikali sikivu ya awamu ya tano inayoongozwa na Dr John Joseph Pombe Magufuli imesikia tangazo hili la WHO na hivyo chama na serikali itaweka tozo maalum kwa walemavu wote wa namna hii ili sio tu waepukane na huu ulemavu amabao ni mzigo wa kitakwimu kwa serikali, bali pia hiyo tozo itasaidia ktk kuinua hali ya viwanda nchini.
Hahaaaaaa

 

[Kasie]

Hivi dada, kuwa single hakumaanishi kuwa yale mambo yetu hatupati?

Weeh nani kasema, niko singo na nakunywa uji kama kawaida. Sasa mfano mie nimepewa uwezo wa kubeba mizigo mizito ya kila namna, nikiaa bila kupata hayo mambo itakuwa tabu sana.

 

[James Comey]

Ifikapo January usingle natupa kuleee

Yaani hata wewe ni mlemavu...aisee duh pole sana

 

[Espy_]

Damu inajaa[emoji39][emoji39][emoji39]

Njoo mpenzi😋😋😋

 

[Thad]

Tangazo hili halituhusu sisi tulio WAPENZI WATAZAMAJI

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]Naomba msaada mwenzio[emoji6]

 

[Chrismoris]

Remember when you promise yourself that no man/woman will touch you till you get married??? just Look at yourself now [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]