Answers From a Brilliant Student

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Answers of a Brilliant student who obtained 0%Q. In which battle did Tipu Sultan died?
A. His last battle.


Q. Where was the Declaration of IndependanceSigned?
A. At the Bottom of the Page.
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Q. Ganga flows in which state?
A. Liquid.


Q. Whats the main reason for Divorce?
A. Marriage.


Q. Whats the main reason for Failure?
A. Examinations...


Did the student Answer Anything Wrong

Source: GPL
 
Huyu mwanafunzi ana uelewa mkubwa wa mambo, ni kama yule mhasibu baada ya kuona wenziwe tisa washaanguka kwenye usaili, yeye alipoulizwa mbili na mbili ngapi , alinyanyuka akafunga milango na madirisha akauliza unataka niandike ngapi? ALIAJIRIWA INSTANTLY
 
Anything is answer. tatizo msahihishaji ndo anachagua aweke kosa au tiki. kwan hujasikia mtu anapewa tiki kwa kuacha blank kisa msahihishaji kasema hakuna jibu?
 
Huyu mwanafunzi ana uelewa mkubwa wa mambo, ni kama yule mhasibu baada ya kuona wenziwe tisa washaanguka kwenye usaili, yeye alipoulizwa mbili na mbili ngapi , alinyanyuka akafunga milango na madirisha akauliza unataka niandike ngapi? ALIAJIRIWA INSTANTLY

Mkuu naomba unifafanulie hii.
 
Superb answers
They should fire the examiner who set those questions
Answers of a Brilliant student who obtained 0%Q. In which battle did Tipu Sultan died?
A. His last battle.


Q. Where was the Declaration of IndependanceSigned?
A. At the Bottom of the Page.
...

Q. Ganga flows in which state?
A. Liquid.


Q. Whats the main reason for Divorce?
A. Marriage.


Q. Whats the main reason for Failure?
A. Examinations...


Did the student Answer Anything Wrong

Source: GPL
Surely no
 
Huyu mwanafunzi ana uelewa mkubwa wa mambo, ni kama yule mhasibu baada ya kuona wenziwe tisa washaanguka kwenye usaili, yeye alipoulizwa mbili na mbili ngapi , alinyanyuka akafunga milango na madirisha akauliza unataka niandike ngapi? ALIAJIRIWA INSTANTLY

I see, bila shaka ni yale mambo yetu ya kuchakachua na ten parcent!...
 
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