Ana uume mdogo kama remote ya DSTV. Nifanyaje?

[Old - Hand]

Yaaani remote ndogo.....

Duh mama nenda katombwe na aliens maaana ilo sio shimo ni handaki doh

 

[Karucee]

Am not trying to throw shade.... maybe am naive wakati naandika hivi but huwa siamini size ndogo ya uume ni sababu ya kuachana na mwanamme.

Sisi kama wanawake, wamama watarajiwa ni viumbe special sana. Sisi ndo tunabeba viumbe na kuwaleta duniani. Viumbe hawa ni binadamu wenzetu.

Sasa naamini pia hamna kinachoshindikana as long as huo uume una function kawaida. Namaanisha uume una uwezo wa kujamiiana.

There has to be a solution to achieving the Big O without necessarily having sex with a huge dick.

Mwanamme mwenye penis ambayo ipo kwenye category ya size ndogo lazima atakuwa analifahamu hilo na pia ana juhudi za kumridhisha mpenzi wake ambazo hazihusiani na deep penetration.

As a couple, these are the things to work on. Leaving a man because of the size of his manhood is not right. Stay with him... find a way to work things out. That's the way you make a man loyal..... that is how you work your way to his heart by protecting his ego.

 

[JabagaM]

Duu, remote ya DSTV ndogoooo au ilikuwa kubwa ndo ukakimbia

 

[mangintosh]

Am not trying to throw shade.... maybe am naive wakati naandika hivi but huwa siamini size ndogo ya uume ni sababu ya kuachana na mwanamme.

Sisi kama wanawake, wamama watarajiwa ni viumbe special sana. Sisi ndo tunabeba viumbe na kuwaleta duniani. Viumbe hawa ni binadamu wenzetu.

Sasa naamini pia hamna kinachoshindikana as long as huo uume una function kawaida. Namaanisha uume una uwezo wa kujamiiana.

There has to be a solution to achieving the Big O without necessarily having sex with a huge dick.

Mwanamme mwenye penis ambayo ipo kwenye category ya size ndogo lazima atakuwa analifahamu hilo na pia ana juhudi za kumridhisha mpenzi wake ambazo hazihusiani na deep penetration.

As a couple, these are the things to work on. Leaving a man because of the size of his manhood is not right. Stay with him... find a way to work things out. That's the way you make a man loyal..... that is how you work your way to his heart by protecting his ego.

Couldn't agree more!!

 

[robstunner]

kwanini wanaume wengine wana penis nusu au robo jamani?

Kama nyinyi mlivo na k ndefu au fupi nass ndo hvo [emoji1492][emoji1492][emoji1492][emoji12]

 

[Karucee]

Couldn't agree more!!

That's the way it is.

 

[robstunner]

We dstv za zaman amaa [emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Muba shara]

Saqa kabisa
Kasome tena form 4 biology bruh naona hauelewi kwanini na swali lataka nini

ungejua unamwambia hivyo mtu wa level gan ww ndo ungerudi darasan

 

[ni ngumu]

Jama hiyo remote ni inch 5 jamaa
Sasa dudu ikisimama inch 5 kuna raha gan?!
Dudu ya kawaida ikisimama inakuwa inch 6 mpaka 8 bruh
Dstv ndogo jamaa

Mwenye inch 7 zangu km unanipa namba yake PM ntashukuru ..

 

[Mbimbinho]

Naona umeamua kutusema sasa tuliokuwa tunajifariji. Yaani hii remoti ya dstv nayoifahamu mimi au kuna remote nyingine? Huyo dada isijekuwa huko chini ana ile mifuko iliyosababisha viroba vikapigwa marufuku.

 

[popbwinyo]

Inasikitisha sana..

Ila remote ya DSTV haina udogo wa kuonekana ya ajabu...
Labda angesema ana nanilii ndogo kama battery za remote ya DSTV...

Nadhani lengo lake ni kuanzisha msamiati mpya wa kiswahili cha mtaa
Limoti ya DSTV
Si unajua wauza k hawa

 

[IROKOS]

kwanini wanaume wengine wana penis nusu au robo jamani?

...Ikiwa ni ndogo kama remote basi yawezekana kabisa papuchi ni kubwa kama flat screen ya inch 32

 

[Scars]

 

[sergio 5]

kama unapenda kubwa ww ni malaya

 

[dripu]

Wanawake daima huwa hawajui nn wanataka ndefu mnalia changu fupi haiwakolei tisa kumi jiumbie size yako

 

[federicofernandez]

Duh! Minaamini huyo jamaa akienda kwa mwngne anaonekana ana mashne ya kawaida tuu ^kama kweli kipimo ni remote ya Dstv^
Kwel hii tanzania ya viwanda

 

[Jogoo wa Shamba II]

Ahaàaaa

 

[Fstborn]

Ana msambwandaaa

Ishu co msambwanda wenye misambwanda wengi wana vinu tight hadi raha hyo ana tatzo asee km walivyosema wadau hpo juu!

 

[Dola Iddy Wa Chelsea]

Dah nyie wanawake sijui mnataka nini?

 

[zee Don]

Za zaman

We una mteraa