2026 FIFA World Cup - Special Thread

[Da'Vinci]

Waafrika hakuna vilio, hawa weupe mara wanamwaga chozi

Hiyo hatua waliyofika kwao wanaona inatosha sana

 

[Proved]

Winning mindset hawana. Unawaona Morocco wale, wazawa au waliolelewa nchini kwao kwenye kikosi kile ni wangapi?

Weusi wa Ufaransa huwa wanafunga vizuri tu. Ila hawa wa kwetu wana inferiority complex wao mradi wana kagoli kamoja au wamefungwa 2-1, 1-0, 3-2 wao wanaona sawa tu.

Kwa hiyo weusi wanajivunia kufa kiume ?

 

[Al-mukheef]

Mbona watu wa hivyo wapo wengi sana tu.

Kama uliangalia series ya The Blacklist utagundua kuna jamaa mle anaitwa Harold Cooper ni mweupe kuliko hata wale wa Asian aliokuwa akifanya nao kazi

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Basi hao aliowazidi ni weusi wenzie

 

[Scars]

Yaani timu za watu weusi zinatufunga midomo sisi mashabiki zake kama Ronaldo anavyofanya
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Tuko kimya kwasababu tulikuwa bize tunafuatilia performance ya GOAT Messi.

GOAT mwenyewe

 

[Lycaon pictus]

Winning mindset hawana. Unawaona Morocco wale, wazawa au waliolelewa nchini kwao kwenye kikosi kile ni wangapi?

Weusi wa Ufaransa huwa wanafunga vizuri tu. Ila hawa wa kwetu wana inferiority complex wao mradi wana kagoli kamoja au wamefungwa 2-1, 1-0, 3-2 wao wanaona sawa tu.

Wako na ufala sana. Hata hawaumizwi na kufeli.

 

[The Icebreaker]

Waafrika hakuna vilio, hawa weupe mara wanamwaga chozi

Hapo ni mafanikio kwao tayari,kila mchezaji kisha jijengea jina huko Kijijini kwao kua alishiriki World Cup na picha yake itawekwa kwenye kila sebule ya nyumba hapo kijijini.

 

[Da'Vinci]

Mbona watu wa hivyo wapo wengi sana tu.

Kama uliangalia series ya The Blacklist utagundua kuna jamaa mle anaitwa Harold Cooper ni mweupe kuliko hata wale wa Asian aliokuwa akifanya nao kazi

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Huyu bwana hua namchanganya na Chiwetel Ejiofol, naona wanafana

 

[The Icebreaker]

Sishabikii tena team za Africa,
Unaweza kufa kisha yenyewe yanacheka tu uwanjani.

 

[Scars]

Kama Congo wasingekuwa na haraka, wangewasubiri Senegal hapo airport waondoke pamoja.

 

[Scars]

Sishabikii tena team za Africa,
Unaweza kufa kisha yenyewe yanacheka tu uwanjani.

Hadi Morroco umewatembezea panga?

 

[Shadeeya]

Africa ni kichwa cha mwendawazimu

Nimekubali Mkuu.

 

[Scars]

Kane: That should be a penalty!!!!
Referee: STFU! You are not Messi..

 

[Teknocrat]

Tutumie wafungaji waliozaliwa kwao au kulelewa kule.

Karibu wa Congo wanacheza nje........

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Aaron Wan-Bissaka​

Recently relegated with West Ham, the Croydon-born full-back made three appearances for England’s youth teams. Ironically played as a striker for DR Congo against England in 2015.

Chancel Mbemba​

Former Newcastle defender and DR Congo’s captain, with over 100 international appearances.

Axel Tuanzebe​

Now at Burnley after coming through Manchester United’s academy. Made 12 England appearances across various age groups.

Arthur Masuaku​

Currently at Sunderland after leaving West Ham. Has made over 100 Premier League appearances.

Nathanael Mbuku​

Former French wonderkid, who made two senior appearances for Les Bleues. He declared for DR Congo two years ago.

Samuel Moutoussamy​

Mainstay of DR Congo’s midfield who will be tasked with stopping Jude Bellingham and co.

Noah Sadiki​

Sunderland midfielder tipped for big things and potentially on the move this summer.

Theo Bongonda​

Former Belgian youth international. Currently without a club, so playing with a point to prove in something of a problem position for DR Congo.

Gael Kakuta​

Was meant to be the next big thing when he arrived at Chelsea in 2007 in a controversial deal that saw the west London club serve a transfer ban. Rebuilt his career after leaving the Blues and is now 35.

Cedric Bakambu​

Veteran forward best remembered for his time at Villarreal. 21 goals in 72 games for DR Congo.

Yoane Wissa​

Far and away DR Congo’s best player and goalscorer. Has found form at the World Cup after a difficult season at Newcastle.

 

[Shadeeya]

Pole sana kumbe ww shabiki wa amad, nilikua naiona IC ikifika mbali ila daah wachezaji wapumbafu. Natamani Senegal ashinnde ila nitaangalia bila matarajio yoyote kama ilivyo kwenye mechi hii

Si umeona kilichotokea. Yaani Timu za Afrika zilizo nyingi ushubwada mtupu. 🙃

 

[Scars]

Kama Harry Kane leo angevaa jezi ya Argentina

 

[Angel Nylon]

Hadi Morroco umewatembezea panga?

Kazira. Ha ha haaa

 

[Mzigua_255]

Kane: That should be a penalty!!!!
Referee: STFU! You are not Messi..View attachment 3620116

Unatupoteza wengine

 

[Scars]

If you watch Micheal Olise
You will think Yamal is A carpenter

 

[Smart911]

Congo outtttttttt!

Senegal saa tano usiku leo...

 

[herman joshua]

Lakini Mbappe ni mweupe sana kuliko hata baadhi ya wazungu.

😂😂😂umekunywa nn we mzee