16 reasons why you must own a blackberry porsche

[Gushleviv]

(1)•If u hold am, U no go ever hungry again.

(2)•If u misplaced it in a cab, it will automatically find its way back ur pocket.

(3)•If ugly pERson send U a request it no go enter.

(4)•It can tell U which member of your family they do U.

(5)•U can connect the Bluetooth to KPLC pole 2 get light.

(6)•It can be used as bomb detectors.

(7)•It can be used as mosquito coil.

(8)•It Can serve as ATM machine.

(9)•U don't have 2 pay BIS, it ping via satellite.

(10)•It vibrates if someone is lying...

(11)•4real It can tell the real father of a child.

(12)•It can detect if Ur boyfriend/ girlfriend is cheating.

(13)•It is accepted as dowry.

(14)•It can upgrade Ur GPA if U are a student.

(15)•It can make Arsenal win a trophy next season.

(16)•It prevents unwanted pregnancy, just put it in condom mode.
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[terabojo]

...Trophies for Arsenal my foot!

 

[Vodka]

At all but,Arsenal win the trophy!!

 

[THK DJAYZZ]

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[JS]

One hell of an ugly phone and by the way kwenye website ya BB its not there...weird!!it shd be there as their latest release of smart phones