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valid statement said:

sasa huyo dada kwanini alizimia?
Teh teh teh

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Excellent said:

Husninyo sanyku.......hujanipa sankx hata kwa siku moja leo ndo nimepata

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Excellent said:

Baada ya shughuli kitandani MWANAMKE alimwambia mwanaume, "Gitaa lako dogo" MWANAUME akajibu: Sawa lakini sikujua kama nitatumbuiza Uwanja wa Taifa!.

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Husninyo said:

rudi mmu nitakuwa nakupa mathanks hadi utoke kitambi.

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MUME: Mke wangu nimepata tatizo ofisini.MKE: Mume wangu unakosea kusema hivyo, sisi ni mwili mmoja, sema tumepata tatizo.MUME: Kweli mke wangu, TUMEZAA NA SECRETARI.

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KANCHI said:

Dah zime2lia!!

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Kinabo said:

Thanks. You made my day.

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THK DJAYZZ said:

Umetisha mbayaa

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jackline said:

nzuri sana hizi mkuu excellent maana nimeongeza siku za kuishi kwa kucheka.

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Excellent said:

Mhudumu analeta supu huku katia kidole ndani ya bakuli.MTEJA: mbona unaweka dole lako ndani ya supu yangu?MHUDUMU: dactari kaniambia kidonda kiwe na joto saa zote ndio kitapona.MTEJA(kwa hasira): si uwe unakichomeka matakoni kwako muda wote.MHUDUMU: ndio huwa nafanya hivyo nikiwa jikoni.

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AMINATA 9 said:

u always make happy

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Bhavick said:

Hakyanani msee wangu,nimenyosha mikono juu,ishara ya kusarenda,unatisha kama Osama.

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