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Alifariki kwa ajari ya gari Kawe,Dar

Story nzima inaonesha na wewe una ka uhuni flani! Unaendaje kwa mama wa rafiki yako unakaa kuanzia mchana mpaka saa 3 usiku. Mnaongea nini cha kuchukua muda huo!? What do you share in common!?

Ni kweli. Kumbuka amekufa TB Joshua, wamekufa Popes wa Rome, wamekufa ma Rais nk! Ni fumbo kubwa.

Ungetafuta mashtaka yake kwanza uyaelewe.

Yupo wapi siku hizi!!!? Simuoni kwenye kipindi cha Clouds 360!!?

What's behind Mona Lisa smile? The secret behind the Mona Lisa is that the "happy" part of her smile is actually buried in a low spatial frequency pattern. So if you're not looking directly at her mouth, her smile looks cheerful. But when you look directly at her smile, parts of it disappear...

Ila mkuu na uongo pia hujipenyeza kwa excuse hizohizo!

Thanks mkuu.

Kwani bikra huwa na phase one na phase two?

Ni kasumulu sio Kamusulu mkuu!

Dunia ni duara kama tufe. Msidanganywe na conspiracy theories. Wataalamu wa kurusha long range rockets au ballistics missiles wana formula moja ambayo lazima upate Earth Curvature at a certain point,ili kudondosha kombora lako unapotaka. Earth curvature ni mpindo au mduara wa dunia ulivyo. Sasa...

Story nzuri.Ukiweka part 2 ni tag mkuu!

Just focus on your job and objectives. Tafuta mrembo mwingine mstaarabu atakaekuwa anakutimizia na kukuliwaza nyumbani. Msahau huyo sunguratope,maisha yaendelee.

Mkuu umechanganya desa kidogo. Katika kiswahili Sifongo ni aina ya kitu kinachonyonya kimiminika kinaweza kuwa kama dodoki au godoro. Siki ni aina ya asidi ambayo yaweza kuwa sumu au la. Kwa kawaida siki ni chachu hivyo ukiiweka kwenye vidonda huleta maumivu. Inavyoonekana walikusudia...

BEER,BIERE,CERVEJA!