Imezoeleka umbali kutoka pointi a kwenda b ni sawa na umbali kutoka pointi b kwenda a!ulishawahi kugundua kuna muda hii principle inakuwa sio applicable? Nioambie ni muda gani?au toa mfano!
A wolf's sense of smell is literally 1,000,000 times greater than a human's, meaning they can smell prey from a mile away. A wolf's jaw pressure is also 1,500 pounds per square inch, versus a...
AIDS
A-American
I-Idea of
D-Discouraging
S-Sex.
Don't be afraid of AIDS,haipo kabisa washenzi wanataka kufaidi pekee yao tumewashtukia!Endelea kukandamiza mbichi.
@your own risk and cost,bye...
A man took his wife to the State Fair and one of the exhibits was that of breeding bulls. They come up to the first pen and there is a sign that says "This Bull mated 50 times last year." The wife...
BOSS said to an employee: "Do you believe in life after Death?
EMPLOYEE : "Certainly not! There's no proof of it", he replied.
BOSS : "Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to...
A man was sitting reading his paper when his wife hit him round the head
with a frying pan. "What was that for?" the man asked. The wife replied
"That was for the piece of paper with the name...
What are the similarities of BAR & BRA
1.Both words have the same letters
2.Both are drinking zones
3.Both have restricted timing for opening & closing
4.More importantly, Both...
Wageni watatu walikwenda kupanga chumba kwenye hoteli kilichokuwa kikipangishwa kwa Tshs 30,000. Kila mmoja alichanga shs 10,000 na kumkabidhi mhudumu. Bosi w ile hoteli alipoletewa zile pesa...
A man gets on a bus and sees a pretty young nun. He sits down next to her, and pleads with her: "You are so attractive and I must have s*x with you."
"No," she replies, "I'm married to God."...
John phoned the maternity ward at the hospital. "Quick!" he said."Send an ambulance, my wife is goin' to have a baby!" "Tell me, is this her first baby?" the intern asked. "No, this is her...
A Jewish student was doing well in school in all subjects except for Math. So his parents decide to send him to a private Catholic school.
While there the boy came home from school and studied...
A wife catches her husband masturbating under the shower and approaches him.
The husband:- Oh dear, it was so dirty that I had to rub it so hard... it almost hurts!
when a thief forces you to take money from the atm, do not argue or resist, you might not know what he or she might do to you. What you should do is to punch your pin in the reverse, i.e. If your...
Kuna sheria moja ilikuwa inazungumzia, kuwa kumkonyeza mtu wa jinsia tofauti ni kosa. Sijui bado inafanya kazi. Nakumbuka kuna mwandishi mmoja wa ITV ilitolewa utani kuwa atafungwa, manake jamaa...
IN THE NAME OF ALLAH
An old Arab lived close to New York City for more than 40 years. One day he decided that he would love to plant potatoes and herbs in his garden,
but he knew he was...
Talking Turkey
Turkish airline produces a hilariously garbled English translation of their rules and regulations.
# You do not get rezarvation with Bodrum Airlines.
# You can not give back...
THE PERFECT HUSBAND
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in...