God asked Jomo Kenyatta how many children he had during his time on earth. He replied saying he had three!
Happy with the relatively good family planning adopted, God gave Kenyatta a...
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AYUBA: I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying?
AYUBA: No, he is not studying, they are studying him...
Jamaa wawili waifanya interview ya kazi ,bahati nzuri au mbaya wakapata 90% wote wawili na kufungana. Boss akampa kazi yule mtahiniwa wa kwanza.Yule wa pili akaenda kulalamika kwa nini hakupewa...
A husband working abroad wrote to his wife ...
Dear Sweetheart,
I can't send my salary this month. The global market crises has affected me, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart...
Friendship among Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of...
Kuna tetesi kuwa yule Mdudu wa Kipemba ametua kwa mara nyengine katika mitaa ya Bongo ,mwandishi wetu aliekuwa akipita mitaa iliyoathiriwa na kiumbe huyo wa ajabu alikutana na watu tofauti ambao...
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After the mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.
The monsignor replied, When I am worried about getting nervous on the...
A PHD graduate and an ordinary man went on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fell asleep.
Some hours later, the ordinary man woke up his PHD friend.
"Look up at the sky and tell me what you...
A man was heading home after a drinking spree. When
he was approaching his home, armed gangsters blocked
him and took command of his vehicle.
On frisking him they failed to get any money and out...
Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new holes.
Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts...
*Mgonjwa*: Daktari naumwa sana namoyona najisikia kufa kufa tu.
*Daktari*: Wewe ni mpenzi wa timu gani ya mpira wa miguu?
*Mgonjwa*: Kwa Tanzania mimi ni shabiki wa Simba na Ulaya mimi ni...
Kulikuwa na mgonjwa ambaye alikuwa hawezi kuongea na alikuwa amewekewa oxygen.
Siku moja Mchungaji akaenda kumuombea. Akiwa katika maombezi, yule mgonjwa akachukua kalamu na karatasi...
jamani ehhh, nimeikuta leo kwenye peku peku zangu za wikipedia jina la 'mchezaji' wa Tanzania anayeichezea Southhall United, Baldeep Syan. Mmeshawahi kumsikia?
Tanzania national football team...
Asubuhi moja mama mwenye nyumba baada ya mumewe kwenda kazini, alimuita mfanyakazi akafanye usafi katika chumba chao,baada ya muda mfanyakazi akaita,'' mama,mama'' njoo uone, baada ya mama mjengo...