The Best Love Letter From An Engineer


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An Engineer working in the UK recently received a letter from his girlfriend back home in Tanzania. It read as follows:

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Dear Michael,

I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us.

I'm sorry. Please return the pictures of me that I sent to you.

Love, Elizabeth

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The Engineer, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Tanzanians based in the UK for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the pictures of Elizabeth, Michael included all the other pictures of the pretty girls he had collected from his buddies.

There were 57 photos in that envelope....along with this note:

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Dear Elizabeth,

I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

Take Care, Michael
 
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Waswahili husema dawa ya moto ni moto.
 
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Hiyo imetulia sana maana kama alijiona ni supa jamaa alimkomoa kwa kumwekea ile picha ya Binti mzuri sana kuliko Elizabeth.
 
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Ningelia!afu ngejifanya nilikua natania nione utafanya nn!ha ha ha
 
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ha ha haaaaa! hiyo imetulia!

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