The Best Love Letter From An Engineer

Nesindiso Sir

JF-Expert Member
Oct 31, 2007

Nesindiso Sir

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Joined Oct 31, 2007
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An Engineer working in the UK recently received a letter from his girlfriend back home in Tanzania. It read as follows:

Dear Michael,

I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us.

I'm sorry. Please return the pictures of me that I sent to you.

Love, Elizabeth

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The Engineer, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Tanzanians based in the UK for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the pictures of Elizabeth, Michael included all the other pictures of the pretty girls he had collected from his buddies.

There were 57 photos in that envelope....along with this note:

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Dear Elizabeth,

I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

Take Care, Michael

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