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They are all the same...

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One Chinese person walks into a bar in America, late one night he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says:
"You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here."

The astonished Chinese man replied:
"It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor , it was the Japanese".

"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says:
"You sank the Titanic; my forefathers were on that ship."

Shocked, Spielberg replies:
"It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."

The Chinese replies:
"Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."
 
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hahahahaaaaaa!! hilo ni jibu with full nukta))
 

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