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What a great favor to get from ur pregnant wife,..??

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kisoda2, Sep 3, 2009.

  1. Kisoda2

    Kisoda2 JF-Expert Member

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    A man decided to sleep on the floor when his wife was pregnant to avoid something unexpected to happen and cause problem at night.
    One night a wife found her husband slept on the floor looking so desperately, she felt very sorry for him, and she opened a drawer and took Ths10,000/= note and handed to him saying, go and sleep with another woman next door. But remember this is only once and today only, and don’t even think to repeat it again.
    Her husband thought for a while and took the money before she changed her mind. He grabbed the money and disappeared.
    A few minutes he returned with a sad face and said to his wife, she needs Tsh20, 000/=, ten thousand is not enough.
    His wife said, damn witch woman! She forgot when she was pregnant, her husband slept here with me and I charged only Tshs5, 000/=,……..
  2. kikaango

    kikaango Member

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    Hahahahaaaaaaaaa i think he fall down, may be that pregnant is for him hahaa!
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    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    Heheheheeee, Hahahahaaaa, Hihihihiiii
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    Kiruke cha Ibwe Member

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    Duuuuuuuh, hiyo ni so
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    You have made my day mkuu. Hangover imekwisha. Hahahahaha! Salute!
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    Mh! mbaya zaidi walimkandamizia bila kujua!
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    dah dah!! kudadadeki sijui kibaba kilizimia hapo au?!!
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    Kibongoto JF-Expert Member

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    Wanawake wana mambo ya ajabu sana. Jamaa alijua mkewe ni mwema sana kumbe?????