Ona tangazo la biashara kwenye duka la mchaga:
KARIBU KWA MANGI UJIPATIE:
1.Sukari,mayai,baiskeli
2.kanga,pilau,walikuku
3.sambusa,tairi za trekta
4.madaftari na bia aina zote...
Mama mmoja wa kinyakyusa ATUNGANILE aliekuwa kazoea ku-megwa na mwanaume ambaye hajaenda Jando, Siku 1 kakutana na mwenye Jando alilia uwii! ndaga Mnyampala ujimenye imbombo fyakumenywa kumbe...
Monday, March 08, 2010 12:15 AM
Makahaba wapatao 40,000 toka nchi mbalimbali duniani wanatarajiwa kuingia nchini Afrika Kusini wakati wa kombe la dunia litakalofanyika...
Fundi cherehani mmoja alikuwa hoi baada ya kuingia mteja wake mmoja mrembo sana! Mrembo huyo alikuja kupima kitambaa ili ashonewe gauni; Ile kumtazama jinsi alivyoumbika, fundi uchu ukamshika...
Mjerumani aliyekuwa akiwakimbia polisi na kujificha kwenye kabati ndani ya nyumba yake, aliponzwa na mbwa wake aliyewaongoza polisi hadi kwenye sehemu aliyojificha...
Coca-Cola was originally green.
Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear better.
Percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28%. Percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%...
Here is yer Joke:
A guy was sitting in a bar when a strangerwalked up to him and asked, "If you woke upin the woods and scratched your buttand felt vasoline, would you tell anyone?""Hell no!"...
Inasemekana kwamba hivi karibuni Mungu alimuita Shetani na akamuuliza kwanini unaendelea kupotosha watu wangu kwa dhambi?
Shetani akajibu ni kweli Mungu kwa baadhi ya mambo naomba radhi ila...
A rich lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life so she placed an ad, which read something like this:
RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE ...NEEDS TO HAVE...
A guy steps into an elevator and there's just one attractive woman in
it. He turns around to
push the button for his floor and his elbow bumps right into her
breast. He says, "Oh, I'm...
Dawa ya majungu! Hodi wajameni ktk jukwaa la maoni.maisha yanasogea tu na mambo yanabadilika lkn jambo moja tu linanisumbua kuhusu hawa sijui niwape jina gani labda wapika majungu.unakuta mtu...
Reporter: Hi
Egyptian: Hello
Reporter: Do u speak English
Egyptian: Berfect
Reporter: Do u mind if I interview u
Egyptian: No, I don't have a mind
Reporter: What's your name...
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Bill Gates III, The anti Christ?
Well, this page is going to be both strange and interesting at the same time. We all use Microsoft products...