JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
she is looking for her lost puppy please whoever seen inform her on a tel no.0112233.
thax!!!:rolleyes:
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A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.' 'Pencil,'...
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Jamaa mmoja alikuwa ni mwongo sanaa...
Siku moja alikuwa akiwa simulia jamaa zake story! Akaanza hivi
Muongo: Basi bwana jana nilienda kuwinda nikamkamata bonge la swala kisha...
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Habari zilizopatikana hivi punde kutoka kwa wapambe nuksi zinaeleza kuwa jamaa mmoja aliyefahamika kwa jina la Kihiyo mkazi wa Mbagala amevunjika mkono wa kushoto wakati akijichua.
Wapambe hao...
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baada ya jambisha- Jambisha!!.....
bab-kubwa ya CCJ...sisi-me ana angaika kushika korodani zake kila mara...halali usingizi....
mara Mbwaaaa....mbwaaaaaaaaaaaaa....
jamani acheni tabia hii...
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Wakuu nimepata email from a friend ikiwa na maneno yafuatayo(Sory kama kuna mtu yatamkwaza,hasa wanaume kutokana na neno 'kiumbe dhaifu'):
Kuna hiki kiumbe dhaifu lakini cha ajabu hapa...
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A middle aged man from Matombo, Morogoro went to repair his spoilt radio.
The fundi opened it and cockroaches get out and start running away.
The man in a warning and stern tone told the...
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Wanawake neno kaa vizuri lina maana mbili
1-mchana ukimwabia kaa vizuri anabana mapaja
2-usiku ukimwambia kaa vizuri anapanua mapaja. lipi ni sahihi? naomba jibu
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Gazeti kiwango kwa habari za mastaa nchini, Risasi Mchanganyiko lipo kwenye nafasi nzuri ya kuliandika hilo baada ya kunasa matamshi ya Sarah ambaye ameeleza kuwa anafikiria kusoma albadili ili...
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A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process,the computer advised him that he would now need to enter a password.. Something he will use to log...
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Girl to Mom: "is it true that babies come out from the same place where boys put their P---s?"
Mom: "Yes"
Girl:" Wow! my baby will come from my mouth"
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God created the donkey
and said to him.
"You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset
carrying burdens on...
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Ili kuwa ni vigumu kupata mtandao kwa waishio maeneo ya Bondeni na makazi yenye msongamano. Sasa ni mtandao ulio rahisi kwa usalama wa fedha zako, uboreshaji wa maisha na mipango mingine ya...
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Bride's bouquet crashes plane in Italy
Wed Jul 15, 12:45 am ET
ROME A romantic wedding in the Tuscan countryside ended with injuries after an attempt to launch the bride's bouquet from a...
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To
Juliet
Grade 7.0 S.M
Sub: Offer of love!
Dearest Ms Juliet,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Saturday).
With...
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PaDri mmoja aliyekuwa na tabia ya kutembea na mke wa mtu kila mumewe alipokuwa kazini, siku moja siri ya uzinzi ilimfikia mwenye mali na kutakiwa arudi nyumbani ghafla. Jamaa alifanya hivyo na...
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I came across this dialogue......
Rugaimukamu: Hivi Rweyongeza, kare katoto kako Gozbert kako wapi siku
hizi? maana nakumbuka karikuwa dull darasani mwenzake Albert ni daktari
bingwa sasa...
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