KIZIGUA: Kugona vihi = Habari za asubuhi KINYAKYUSA: Ughonile = Habari za asubuhi KIYAO: kwimukaga = Habari za asubuhi KIPARE: Murevuka = Habari za asubuhi KIUNGUJA: wambaje = Habari za asubuhi...
Jamani nina kitendawili, katika mahakama moja watu watatu walienda, wawili walikuwa wanamlalamikia mmoja kuwa kila waendapo mahali yule jamaa anaingia peke yao na kuwaacha nje wakimsubiri so...
Jamani wana jamvi, kunakipindi nilikuwa likizo huko home nikasikia umbea kuwa AY na Amani yule mwanamusiki wa Kenya kuwa walikuwa katika harakati za kuoana. Ni kweli?
A husband working abroad wrote to his wife ...
Dear Sweetheart, I can't send my salary this month. The global market crises has affected me, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart...
This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didntfeel like waking up that morning. I managed to pull myself together and godownstairs for breakfast, hoping my wife would be...
JUST CLICK TO HEAR THESE WORLD LEADERS:
YouTube- World Leaders - What do you mean, negotiate?
YouTube- World Leaders - Iran - اØ*مدی نژاد Ùˆ...
:
At 4 Years
My daddy is great.
At 6 Years
My daddy knows everybody.
At 10 Years
My daddy is good but is short tempered
At 12 Years
My daddy was very nice to me when I was...
An elderly couple was watching TV when a TV evangelist came on air to pray for the sick. The evangelist said. "For those of you who are sick, I want to pray with you so that you can be cured of...
In this world there two things involved:
Either you are born a Men or Women
If you are a Woman you are safe, but if you are born a Man there are two things involved :
Either you are in Military...
The lady teacher asks the pupils what kind of
Medicines they know and what they are used for.
The first pupil said: 'Tylenol.'
'Very good! And what is it used for?'
'It is used...
Jamani hii ni kweli kabisa, yamenikuta.
Ilikuwa hivi,
Ilikuwa mida ya alfajiri mi na waifu tumejihimu tunaelekea kituo cha dala dala ili tuwahi daladala tukamwone ndugu yangu mgonjwa aliyelazwa...
The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting...
Dad: People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone. I do not use this phone, I use...
HER DAY IN COURT
Wakuu Love is blind.
Defense Attorney:Will you please state your age?Little Old Lady:I am 94 years old.Defense Attorney:Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the...
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