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Iwapo umetokea Tanzania na ukaenda kuishi/Kufanya kazi au kusomea kwenye maeneo haya, ndugu zako wa hapa TZ utawaambia unakwenda wapi? Nyege / Nyege, Okavango, Namibia, Africa Nyege local...
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Dada muuza duka: Samahani mzee huruhusiwi kuvuta sigara hapa. Mteja: Lakini nimenunua hizi sigara kwenye duka hili. Dada muuza duka: Pia tunauza condoms lakini hatufanyi mapenzi humu ndani!
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Bill Gates: Jambo! You must have heard of Windows. President: Oh yes! In most government offices we have the single window clearance concept. Gates: Have you installed Windows at home...
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Californians bare bottoms for passing trains Up to 10,000 people show up each year to bare their behinds to passing Amtrak trains The southern Californian city of...
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Paul ze pweza azimia na kupelekwa icu baada ya kuulizwa tanzania itaingia lini mashindano ya world cup...
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YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH.... Don ' t tell me your age; you ' d probably lie anyway-but the Hershey Man will know! YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH This is pretty neat. DON ' T CHEAT BY...
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Based on True story - From Dar to Kigoma Ujiji. Kuna vijana wawili walipata post kuanza kazi ya uhasibu katika ofisi ya Mkuu wa mkoa - Kigoma, hiyo ilikuwa post yao ya kwanza kabisa baada ya...
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Wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband's key in the door."Stay where you are," she said. "He's so drunk he won't even notice you are in bed with me." Sure enough, the husband...
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Mijini wazazi wasio na uwezo hulala na wanao chumba kimoja. Hayo ndiyo yaliyomkuta Ali na mdogo wake, Juma. USiku wa siku hiyo Ali alijifanza kulala fofofo ndipo wazazi wake wanaolala na Juma...
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A newly wed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife...
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CHAGGA MIND A CHAGGA man walks into a Barclays Bank in DAR ES SALAAM City and asks for the Loan Officer. He tells the Loan Officer that he is going to DUBAI on business for four weeks and needs...
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Mgombea Ubunge Agawa Simu 800 Kwa Wananchi Musoma...
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It has been a life time tendency that Doctors would burry their mistakes while Engineers mistake would live to be seen! But Nowadays Doctors mistakes have become vivid and easily seen!!
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to findout anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat...
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Which part of the body smells???????????????????????????? " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " "" " Dirty Brain Think Positive it is nose.
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HR = ) After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase and that the Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to...
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Tazama tangazo hilo hapo chini Je hilo kanisa ina maana wote lugha ya kiingereza ndio iko gongana? ni vema kama kuna mtu anafahamu lilipo awaambiye waliondoe maana halileti picha njema kwa...
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Baridi inarudi, Lakini sasa nimepata dawa. Unakura ugali asubuhi na chai harafu unafaa sile sokks sa Raymond kama sile sinauzwa na Lisa wa Njooro hapo Mutindwo. Bye the way booro ya Njooro...
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