Needs A New Pair of Shoes
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices...
Mail from CEO to Manager:
Today at 11 oclock there will be a total eclipse of the sun. This is when the sun disappears behind the moon for two minutes. As this is something that cannot be seen...
Whilst on holiday in Beijing China, a young English man and his group of friends decide to hit the town. After consuming a very large quantity of the local booze he ends up in a brothel where...
Gopal goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
He replies, "Yes - coffee."
"Have you ever been in the military service?
"Yes,"...
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer and is certain that he has a better education. He...
Learning the difference between the two concepts cannot be made easier!
1. Purchasing
The maths on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows...
DEAR Sir/Madam
I wish to let you know that the FIFA World Cup is about to begin. This is
not just any other tournament, it's the World Cup! Please note that this
tournament takes place every four...
The Centre for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a
highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted
orally, by hand, and even electronically.
This virus is...
1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
4. If...
Nelson Mandela is at home watching the box, when there is a knock at his door. He gets up and answers it, there is a Chinese bloke with clipboard, and behind him is a lorry full of exhaust pipes...
Ramankutty Nair, a middle aged Indian immigrant in Dallas, Texas,bought a brand new convertible Porsche.
He took off down the road and pushed it up to 160 MPH and was enjoying the wind blowing...
Learning the difference between the two concepts cannot be made easier!
1. Purchasing
The maths on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows...
"I prefer women. I am dating Veronica, she is 31 years old, she is blonde, she is beautiful," Maradona responds to a question in the post-match press conference about his habit of embracing his...
A divorced mom was driving her son to school.He saw his mom's passport and read:
NAME:Suzan
SEX: F
Then he said "Now I know why my dad left you.You got F in sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One of the renowned lawyers in Texas had made love to a city prostitute who unfortunately forgot to take her panty from the lawyer's car.
Afterwards he drove home and as usual the wife came out...