During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer:
"Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I'm supposed to...
Mama mmoja alikuwa anamshauri mwanae kuwa akienda mjini awe makini sana, akifika atafute mwanaume mcha Mungu, Asiyefuja pesa, na vile vile awe bikira!
Binti katoka kaja mjini, kakutana na njemba...
WHO SAID SHULE ZA KATA EDUCATION WASN'T GOOD FOR US?
From one of Iringa secondarySchool, english teacher: "The girl goes to school, goesn't she?
From Brits...
A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he went to a psychiatrist.
The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and so gave him a book on assertiveness...
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration.
"Tell us Tom, just...
Kuna wakati mmoja alisafiri Mjapani, Mtanzania bara na Mzanzibari kwenye boti ndogo, mara boti yao ikaanza kuingia maji na kuzama, ilibidi watafute njia ya kujiokoa, kama kawaida mjapani alianza...
Hi Peoples look at this article published in (NaturalNews Laptop computers cook your testicles)
Is something burning, or are you just computing again? New research published in the medial...
Nigerian man called his mom from the USA.
Man: Mom, I have AIDS.
Mother: Don't come back home woo, my son woo abeg abegwoo.
Man: Why mom?
Mother: If you come back home, then your wife will be...
A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?'
Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in...
Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight.
When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son's medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills.
The son said, "I don't think...
Mkazi mmoja wa wilayani Kwimba jijini Mwanza leo tarehe 5 November 2010 amefikishwa katika mahakama ya mwanzo ya Hungumalwa kwa kosa la kumtapeli bibi mzee fisi wake.
Akitoa maelezo yake bibi...
ASHA and ALI were lying in bed one night. ALI was falling asleep but ASHA was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said, "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."Wearily ALI reached...
Maria hakuwa mwanafunzi bora darasani Sunday school. Kawaida yake, husinzia darasani.
Jumapili moja, mtawa mwalimu aliamua kumuuliza Maria maswali, bila kutambua Maria keshasinzia.
Swali la...
An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cursed her.
Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call...
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, Mrs. Jones, do you know me?
She...