A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a...
QUESTION:
"Where do the characters go when I use my backspace or delete
them on my PC?"
ANSWER:
The characters go to different places, depending on whom you ask:
The Catholic Church's approach...
haya wakuu tupeane updates jinsi pasaka inavojiri katika eneo lako so far. Hapa home kwa mbaaali namwona bimkubwa kama anachambua mchele ivi,ooh yeas naona na dada wa kazi anakata nyama pale....
It's an incentive to show up.
It reduces stress.
It leads to more honest communications.
It reduces complaints about low pay.
It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover...
Jamaa mmoja toka mkoa fulani alikuwa anachangia mada namna ya kupunguza wingi wa mavuno ya viazi kwa mwaka huo kwa kutafuta walaji zaidi (kuuza)jamaa anachangia: ndugu mwenyekiti tatizo letu ni...
SPEAKER:
Who among you had experienced having sex with a ghost? (A farmer
raised his hand). SPEAKER: Really? How does it feel to have sex with a
ghost? FARMER: Ooops, i thought you said goats!!
Jamaa alipiga simu ofisi ya makumbusho ya Taifa.
"Haloo hapo ni makumbusho ya taifa?
OFISI:Ndio tukusaidie nini?
JAMAA:"Ok, naomba mnikumbushe mwaka juzi saa yangu niliipoteza wapi?"...
Jamaa mmoja alirudi kutoa kazini ma mkewe kwa hasira akaanza kumuuliza
mke: Enhe, haya sema ulikua wapi leo siku nzima.
mume: Nilikua ofisini,
mke: mbona ulikua hupatikani hewani muda...
A JOKE FROM Namibia
There was a tourist and a native in Caprivi. They were sailing on the Zambezi river with the Caprivian tour guide.
The tourist asked the Caprivian man, do you know...
A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee.
On his very first day of work, he dials the pantry and shouts into the
phone - "Get me a coffee, quickly!"
The voice from the other side...
A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he...
tajiri mmoja mkubwa akiwa so bored,alisimama kando ya bwawa lake lenye mamba wakali wanyama wengine wa majini, alimuita msaidizi wake na kumuamrisha amletee watu watatu wenye ujuzi wa kuogelea...
A small boy asked a little girl if She would marry him.
Im sorry dear, She replied. In my family we all marry our relatives. My grandmother married my grandmother, and my uncle married my...
Jikumbushe ucheke kidogo.
Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both had the same qualifications. In order to determine which individual to hire, the...
Wawindaji wanne,mmoja akiwa na torch(kurunzi).Wakiwa wanatembea msituni usiku,mwanga wa kurunzi yao ulimulika kitu kama mnyama nyati aliyekaa.Wakazima kurunzi haraka kisha wakajipanga na bunduki...
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.
She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of...
Source: Yahoofriends
THE WEDDING TEST
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing...
Katika Pitapita yangu huko kwa wataalumu wa Utani, nimemsikia mtaalamu wa kutania watu wa "Bwagamoyo" anasema kuwa JK kamueleza kuwa kutokana na kashi kashi za uandaaji wa Katiba mpya, uvuaji...