:dance:Two men went to a call girl.1st man went in and came out and said"Nah! My wife is better."2nd man went im and came out and said."Your right your wife is much better."
Pastor: "If there is anybody here that does not want this couple to be
joined together in holy matrimony, he or she should speak out now."
A man from the extreme of the church stood up and walked...
1.Both words have the same letters
2.Both are drinking zones
3.Both have restricted times for opening & closing.
4.More importantly, both make men crazy when open!
Unabisha????
1980 - Love Me, But Dont Touch Me
1990 Touch Me, But Dont Kiss Me
2000 Kiss Me, But Don't Do Anything Else
2005 Do Everything with me, But Don't Tell Anybody
2011...
Mimi nakumbuka wakati mdogo nipo darasa la nne (4) nilienda jikoni nikaiba mandazi matatu nikapanda kitandani ili nile yale mandazi huku nimejilaza kitandani usingizi ukanipitia. asubuhi Mother...
University students waliingia kwenye quiz ya kuongea,two friends ambao walikuwa wakisaidiana walikubaliana aingie mmoja ambaye yuko vizuri kichwani ili akitoka ammezeshe mwenzie.
Kwakuwa muda...
Ukitaka ufaidi raha ya ngono usifanye na polisi atakuambia 'mikono juu'. Wala usifanye na mhasibu atakuwambia 'na huku lazima ubalansi' au nesi atasema 'mwengine ingia' nakushauri mara zote ufanye...
Kuna mpemba alipelekwa mahakamani, kwa kesi ya wizi wa muhogo. Yule mpemba alikuwa anaweka zogo sana mahakamani. Jaji akamwambia askari 'mpe chai' askari akampiga kibao. Baada ya ya dakika mbili...
Hi everyone, I'm the owner of www.itsdar.net and i'm currently looking for contributers for the blog. anyone living in Dar and has a decent camera, even if its with a mobile phone (the quality has...
Habari zilizothibitishwa na mmoja wa wanafunzi wa udsm ambaye amewahi kufuatwa na nape zinasema katibu huyo mwenezi ametafuta vijana ambao tayari wameanza kazi rasmi hapa jamii.Kazi yao ni kuleta...
Binti mmoja wa miaka tisa alikuwa kapanda juu ya mwembe
akiangua maembe, kijana mmoja jirani yao ambaye kahamia
mitaa hiyo hivi karibuni akawa akipita chini ya mwembe huo na
kumuona, akamtaka...
(a)3(N+1)=M. (b)M-(2N+3)=P. Substitute N kwa umri wako,jibu la equation(b) i.e P=umri wako!mfano umri wako ni miaka 21,then;(a)3(21+1)=66;(b)66-(42+3)=21 ambao ndo umri wako!
Fikiria wewe ni mwanaume, uko ofisini kwenu, unaingia chooni na kukuta haja kubwa imedondoshwa pembeni ya choo inafuka moshi, unashindwa kujisaidia unaamua kutoka. Unapofungua tu mlango unakutana...
A Priest dies and waits in line at the Gates of Heaven. Just ahead of him is a guy in casual Jeans and T-Shirt.The Angel addresses this guy, "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to...
Naona mkuu sasa anataka Tanzania iingie kwenye kitabu cha kumbukumbu kwa kuwa kinara wa kuandaa mikutano, semina, warsha na makongamano ya kimataifa. Nasikia kuna kongamano jingine tena...
Come here,
take off your pents and knickers,
get on top of me,
enjoy until u get satisfied,
loving yours.....
toilet!
In a bath room,
a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that...
Nafikiria kesho kile kipindi cha Marehemu Sheikh Yahya Hussein kilichofahamika kwa jina la Nyota Zenu kitakuwaje, itaonyeshwa historia yake, mazishi, au vipindi vyake vya long? maana hiki kipindi...