dah hawa jamaa wameua kabisa dk 15 tgo-tgo, sms 100 plus MB 50 siku nzima kwa only tsh. 450.!!! na hii likizo yangu mpka vidole viote sugu, usisahau kunipm namba yako nikuadd kwenye chat rum...
"Una hamu nikumchambeeee nikikuchamba utaliaaaa"
"una hamu nikusemeeee nikikisema utazimiaaaaa"
jamani hiki nikipande tu cha wimbo wa taharabu wa jahazi. dah ulifikir nn...
me kwetu kuna mbwa 1 ni mweusi tii ana manyoya mengi anaitwa Cenna. basi nkienda late nyumbani nikakuta ashafunguliwa, ile naingia atakimbia mbele then atarudi nyuma yangu ataning'atang'ata...
Kuna bi mdashi mmoja kitaa cha jirani alitoa kali ya mwak, lakini yote ilikuwa katika kudhihirisha upendo wake kwa ndugu jamaa na marafiki zake.
One day alipokea taarifa ya msiba kutoka kwa...
Katika hali ya kawaida kabisa, kama wewe ni mwanaume na unataka kuoa, ASEEEE JIANDAE KWA MAMBO HAYA:
1. Kujitambulisha ukweni. Hapo utatakiwa uende kijijini alikozaliwa mkeo mtarajiwa...
palikua na mabishano juu ya uganga feki alionao mganga mmoja mgeni hapo kijijini!!Wazee wakisema huyu ndo mganga wa ukweli, lakini kijana mmoja alisisitiza hapana huyu ni tapeli tu!
Wazee...
jaman judgement popote ulipo n yoyote mliemuona judgement mwambieni beibe nasty anasumbuliwa na maradhi ya tumbo ts serious iwant him hapa haraka iwezekanavyoo. N people niombeen jaman ni get well...
PIMPERS PARADIESE...BY BOB MARLEY
She love to party, have a good time
She looks so hearty, feeling fine
She loves to smoke, sometime shifting coke
She'll be laughing when there ain't no joke
A...
(1) Wanyama pori walikua darasan,mwalimu akaulza "nani mwenye masikio makubwa?" Simba akacheka sana kisha akajbu,punda,
wanyama wote wakamcheka punda,
mwalimu akaulza tena "nani mwenye uume...
I've seen alot of girls in my time
But you seem to shine
I've seen alot girls with broken hearts feeling hurt
I hope that hasn't happened to you
You don't deserve to be treated like dirt
You're...
Mke na mume walikuwa wamelala, mke akawa anaota kwa sauti "kimbia, kimbia, mme wangu amerudi" mume kusikia hivyo alikurupuka akatokea dirishani, kifika nje akagundua yupo kwake, akarudi tena ndani...
*Jamaa kaingia Bar;*
Jamaa: "Muhudumu, nipe kinywaji na
mupe kila mutu humu ndani kinywaji,
maana wakati napata kinywaji lazima
kila mtu apate kinywaji."
Haraka sana
muhudumu akagawa vinywaji...
MANIN A KOMBI WANTED TO IMPRESS FELLOW PASSENGERS WITH HIS PROPOSAL ANTICS, SO HECHOSE THIS QUIET BEAUTIFUL LADY TWO SEATS BEHIND HIM FOR A TARGET.
HIM: Hi there gorgeous, I bet we have met...