Enzi za ukoloni wabongo
wawili wakawa wa
kwanza kupanda ndege, safari ya kuelekea
ulaya;
mbongo 1: Aise hivi hii
ndege ikizima huku juu
itakuwaje?
Mbongo 2: Shhhhhh uchune, hawa wazungu...
Hakimu. Wewe binti uligundua kuwa umefanyiwa kitendo hicho cha kubakwa baada yao muda gani?
Changudoa., niligundua tu baada ya bank taller kuniambia cheque niliyotaka kudeposit ni fake.
Kwanza shikamoo Babu yangu mpendwa, mimi mjukuu wako huwa nakupendaga dats y huwa nakwambia ukweli na sio kukusema pembeni. Basi babu uwe unapalilia mazingira co kusahau kiasi hiki. Ndimi mjukuu...
Mzee ODM Asprin
Ni matumanini yangu ndugu zangu wapendwa wote hamjambo na mnaendelea na shughuli zenu za kutafuta fedha kama kawaida.
Leo hii nipo na Babu yetu kipenzi ambaye pamoja na umri...
heri wanajamvi? naomba kujuzwa ni maeneo yepi ya kujidai ukiwa ndani ya bandari salama? nitakuwa huko ths w-end. . . .
plz yawe maeneo mapya hasa yaliyofunguliwa ndani ya mwaka.cos tangu mwaka...
Hodi wanaJF, tangu limetokea tukio baya la kutekwa na kupigwa vibaya Dr. Ulimboka, I found myself deep in love with JF Updates and JF Members contributions. Big up sana, together we stand. THANKS...
Mama yake Wema anaongea kwenye take one ya Clouds FM, ametishia watu wanaoandika habari mbofu mbofu kuhusu wema atahangaika nae mahakani, kasema wema ni mtoto mzuri sana lakini waandishi wamekua...
Wapenzi wa jf ni jumapili njema sana, kwangu na kwako pia naamini. Napenda kabla ya yote nitoe pole sana kwa Dr Ulimboka na kwa mkewe specifically Bi Myovella kwa yaliyoikuta familia yake Pia...
Sina budi kutoa shukrani kwa wote walioshiriki tangu Mpendwa wetu Dr ulimboka kukutwa na yaliyo mkuta hadi walipofikia sasa kwani twaamini nimwenyezi mungu ndie muweza, pia naomba kutoa shukrani...
Nimeuskia huu wimbo wa Dr Jose Chameleone, anaimba 'sina barubaru baibe'' ivi ni barubaru huyu huyu wa hapa JF au? pia siku izi simuona wala simskii hapa mkekani. sijui kapotelea wapi? ni wimbo...
APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT
I refer to the recent death of the Technical Manager at your Company and hereby apply for the replacement of the deceased Manager.
Each time I apply for a job, I...
1. Acha tabia ya kujamba katikati ya watu alafu unakuwa wa kwanza kuzuga "nasikia kama harufu mbaya hivi..."
2. Acha tabia ya kujifanya we ni shabiki wa Barcelona ili mwisho wa game utoke kifua...
UONGO MWINGINE HATA
HAUFAI....
Jamaa: Unasoma?
Demu: Hapana sisomi, vipi
wewe
unasoma?
Jamaa: Ndo nipo kidato cha
nne
Jangwani.
Demu: Jamani hiyo si shule
ya
wasichana...
A Wife hit her Husband with a Frying Pan.
Husband: What was that for?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket, with the name Jenny on it.
Husband: I played RACE last week and Jenny was the name of my...
Ilianza hivi,dada mmoja (tumwite Anna) alianza kuniletea viPM vya uchokozi,bishanga nikarespond,tukawa tuna chat. Wiki moja baadae nikapokea PM toka kwa mdada mwingine (tumwite Maryam) tena huyu...
Husband and wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver and wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney....
...Guys I was just thinking Loud....