JF Chit-Chats

General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Kuna mijitu inatokea lile jukwaa la stress, inakuja humu inajifanya inasoshalaizi, limtu lenyewe likiwa kule linachefua, afu huku linajifanya linajichetuua, na kujidai lina upendo sana na sisi...
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[B]habarini za Ijumapili? nimekua na hamu ya kuwajua wana chit chat kwa sura na majina yao halisi,hii ni baada ya mimi mwenyewe kuwa wazi kwa ID na hata kwa Avatar.Lakini niseme tu safari yangu...
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Siku Mmoja Kilema wenzake walijitaarisha kwenda mawindoni, Sasa Kilema naye akataka kwenda wenzake wakamwambia wewe baki kuna Simba muda wakukimbia hutoweza na hatuwezi kukubeba wewe, Jamaa...
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Nawaalika wana Jei Efu wote kufuturu na mimi kwangu saa 12 na nusu mpaka 1 usiku,sichagui kabila,mkoa utokao wala dini lakini uwe na akili timamu,walafi marukufu*(hahaha!).
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When we drink we got drunk and when we got drunk we go to sleep and when we go to sleep we commit no sin and when we commit no sin we go to Heaven”. Let’s all drink and go to Heaven. N.B: SIO...
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HOME INTERNAL MEMO FROM: FATHER TO: ALL DE PENDANTS AND RELATIVES CC: MOTHER DATE: TODAY ECONOMIC SITUATION AND GROUND RULES Due to the current economic...
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Siku moja mjusi alimkuta nyani anavuta bhange,akajongea wakavuta wee ila ilikuwa kali sana mara mjusi akasikia kiu akaenda mtoni kunywa maji mara akatumbukia ila mamba akamwokoa akamuuliza...
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A HEART TOUCHING STORY...EYE OPENING ONE. This is a powerful message in our modern society. We seemed to have lost our bearing & our sense of direction. **Story of Appreciation** One young...
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Bishanga na mimi leo nimejifaragua nikafungua uzi jukwaa la siasa title.........'watanzania wenzangu '.....nimejikakamua kweli nyie acheni tu.
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nipo mtandaoni..tokea alfajir...du ngoje nikaoge..! Najua nitakua wa mwisho kusaini daftar la maudhurio...! Nikifika kazin nitafungua tena JF
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1. kucheza kombolela 2. kukojoa kitandani 3. kulamba makamasi 4. kukimbia kuoga 5. kudaka panzi 6. kulilia nguo za sikukuuu 7. kucheza kibaba na kimama usione haya niambie lipi hujapitia
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nipo mtandaoni..tokea alfajir...du ngoje nikaoge..! Najua nitakua wa mwisho kusaini daftar la maudhurio...! Nikifika kazin nitafungua tena JF Vox populi,Vox dei"
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Mwisho wa juma umefika. Juma hili,rafiki yangu mmoja,Mwalimu wa Mzumbe Sekondari,alitumia sh. 7000 kwenda kwa Mkurugenzi wa Elimu Mkoa wa Morogoro kudai sh. 3000 aliyokatwa kilazima kuchangia mbio...
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Kipofu na Kilema Walikuwa marafiki wakubwa sana. Kilema alibahatika kwenda mawindoni, akapata Nyama ya TEMBO kurudi nayo akaipika na kumualika rafiki yake Kipofu ila kasheshe ilikuwa kwenye...
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The Shop Keeper Looked At the Small Cute Child and Showed Him a Bottle with Sweets And Said “Dear Child..... You Can Take The Sweets... But The Child Didn't Take. The Shop Keeper Was...
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Wadau, binafsi huwa napenda week end nikipata muda niitumie kutembelea sehemu au maeneo ambayo sijawahi fika kabla ikiwa kama sehemu ya ku REFRESH! leo nimeona nitembelee MSITU WA PANDE kwa sababu...
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Kuna yule dogo aliyeandika bongo flavour kwenye paper yake ya form IV. Dogo anajaribu kujieleza studio lakini jamaa(Tale) anampinga bila point kabisa. Yani anakera kweli. (kipindi cha njia panda)
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Nauuliza bubu anatumia mbinu gani kumwambia kipofu kwamba mke wake anachukuliwa na kiziwi?
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Usiku mmoja majira ya saa mbili hivi washkaji wawili walikua wanatoka kwenye kibarua chao cha kuchimba kisima wanaelekea makwao, walikua wamevuta bangi kabla hawajatoka eneo la kazi, sasa wakiwa...
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Wadau ndo nimerudi toka MSITU wa pande jioni hii,nimechoka mbaya,BAISKELI yangu imepata pancha sita, Preta kanitosa kisa baiskeli badala ya V6, sijui alitegemea ningepata wapi na mimi sio Fisadi...
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