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.......Mmasai alipeleka radio kwa fundi wakati fundi anaifungua mende wakatoka... mmasai akapiga kelele "yero' kamata hao watangasaji wanatoroka ............ !!!!!!!!!!!
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wakati mwingine huaga sipendi kelele na ndo maana naamua kisikiliza empty c.d!!!!!!!! nilicheka sana
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Punde hivi nilikua kwenye duka la Muhindi, nikinunua chupa ya chai.
Nikamwambia dosi "nipatie thermos" akaniuliza
"nataka ile kuba au dogo , au ile kati ? Ile kuba iko beba kombe 12"
Nikamjibu...
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Habar wakuu,leo asbuh majira ya saa 12 nilipoingia bafuni nikakuta kitu kimedondoka chini,baada ya kukiangalia kwa makini nikagundua kuwa ni shanga,ambazo kwa kuziangalia tu nikagundua ni za...
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I. Jamaa waliona raha sana kunipiga ban mwana wa mwenzao, ila poa uzuri nimelelewa na mama wa kambo, wageni walikuwa wanaita manyanyaso ila kwangu mimi yalikuwa mazoezi. Nimerudi salama wa...
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I wonna Take this Golden opportunities to wish all JF Chit chat Members a happy and a Marvelous Friday!!!!
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SUMU KIDOGO TU TOKA KWA COBRA INGETOSHA KUUA NGUCHIRO KAMA HAWA MIA NA ZAIDI LKN EBU ANGALIA HII KITU. BONYEZA LINK HII HAPA CHINI
Cobra vs. Mongoose - YouTube
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Mfanya kazi wa mochwari aliona maiti ina uume mkubwa, akaukata ule uume ili akamwonyeshe mkewe. Mkewe kuuona tuuu akatahamaki!!!
Mungu wangu,ina maana fundi amekufa!!!!????
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Walevi waliokota kioo
Mlevi mmoja: Kakitizama kioo kwa muda halafu akasema "Hii sura sii ngeni ila jina silikumbuki."
mwenzie akachukua kioo kuangalia
akasema: "We mlevi kwelikweli, si mimi...
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Habarini!
Kwa wanaopenda kuhudhuria mafundisho ya Mch. Mwakasege, atakuwepo viwanja vya Biafra-Dar kuanzia tarehe 19 Feb 2012.
Wote mnakaribishwa.
Mbarikiwe sana!
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MITOTO MINGINE KWAKUTOPENDA SHULE BWANA
Baada ya mwizi kuvamia nyumba moja usiku na kuiba vitu vingi wakati akijiandaa kuondoka ghafla anadakwa mguu na dogo..
Dogo akamwambia mwizi usipochukua...
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MITOTO MINGINE KWAKUTOPENDA SHULE BWANA
Baada ya mwizi kuvamia nyumba moja usiku na kuiba vitu vingi wakati akijiandaa kuondoka ghafla anadakwa mguu na dogo..
Dogo akamwambia mwizi usipochukua...
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Ya..... Tumbo, Uzazi, Moyo, Koo, Matiti, Kupunguza/Kukuza Makalio.........
Ni lini na hospital gani??
Mimi sijawahi fanyiwa operation hata 1 lakini nina mpango wa kufanya penis enlargement...
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vichaa wa3 walijaribiwa na daktari wao..daktari aliwaambia wakodi tekc waende mjini walipopanda dereva akawasha gari nakuzima alafu akawaambia 2mefika kichaa wa kwanza akashuka na kumpa hela,wapli...
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Kuna shoga m1 alikua bar anakunywa bia, mara akasikia nyimbo inaimba hv, "wanaume 2meumbwa mateso kuangaika" yule shoga akasema eheee niljua 2 ndio maana nikajtoa uko mapemaaa!!
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Ndugu yangu nunua gari mapema ukichelewa unaweza kupata namba za aibu kama vile:
T 325 UKE,
T 268 UCH,
T 452 TIA,
T 128 VUZ,
T 169 SEX,
T 694 MBO.
kazi kwako..
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Msambaa mmoja alikuwa amepakia plastiki la maziwa kwenye baiskeli kupeleka lushoto mjini kuuza, kwa kuwa ilikuwa kipindi cha mvua, madimbwi yalikuwa ni mengi huku barabara ikiteleza sana, basi...
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